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uptowndawg

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Give us 5 reasons why Jackson, MS

is either the best or the worst city in America. There is no grey area, your opinion can only be one of those two extremes. Begin.
 

oxfordrebel22

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Even though they were not directed at me, I, as an Ole Miss fan, would like to take the opportunity to answer some of the questions I've deemed the most important from this thread.

1) What are my thoughts on Rodney Hood? I am glad he is gone. Because, I am quite confident that he could single handedly beat the basketball team Ole Miss is going to put on the floor this year and because I hate lefties.

2) How is my pad level? Very poor.

3) My thoughts on Hudspeth? I view him as a perfect mixture of Nick Saban, Tony Dungy, and Lil Wayne. He can recruit, every player he's ever coached is definitely going to heaven, and his recruiting visits music collaborations are top notch.

4) What is my car worth? Probably around $17,000. But after 14 beers at The Grove Saturday I will definitely be worth enough to go buy any car in the history of the world, so long as a pretty girl is eavesdropping.

5) What is my Egg Bowl predicition? I predict that Ole Miss will win and then two subsequent events will take place. 1 - fans on this board will stab one another in the throats over 864 different topics and 2 - Ole Miss fans will, no doubt, come home with complete horror stories of babies being thrown into lion's dens and the brutal rape of young females that goes on in the streets of Starkville.

6) Kate Upton? Would bang. Pointy elbows would need to be covered, however.

7) Do I have a YETI sticker on my truck? No, but I did almost order a baby blue YETI cooler. Then I thought to myself "does that make me gay?" and am still in stages of undecisiveness on the issue.

8 ) What type of ceramic grill do I own? Big Green Egg. And I will happily argue with anyone on here for pages and pages worth of threads if they even hint that any other kind is acceptable.

9) How are the hot dogs at VH? Terrible. 17 Carolina Pride.
 

tenureplan

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Even though they were not directed at me, I, as an Ole Miss fan, would like to take the opportunity to answer some of the questions I've deemed the most important from this thread.

1) What are my thoughts on Rodney Hood? I am glad he is gone. Because, I am quite confident that he could single handedly beat the basketball team Ole Miss is going to put on the floor this year and because I hate lefties.

2) How is my pad level? Very poor.

3) My thoughts on Hudspeth? I view him as a perfect mixture of Nick Saban, Tony Dungy, and Lil Wayne. He can recruit, every player he's ever coached is definitely going to heaven, and his recruiting visits music collaborations are top notch.

4) What is my car worth? Probably around $17,000. But after 14 beers at The Grove Saturday I will definitely be worth enough to go buy any car in the history of the world, so long as a pretty girl is eavesdropping.

5) What is my Egg Bowl predicition? I predict that Ole Miss will win and then two subsequent events will take place. 1 - fans on this board will stab one another in the throats over 864 different topics and 2 - Ole Miss fans will, no doubt, come home with complete horror stories of babies being thrown into lion's dens and the brutal rape of young females that goes on in the streets of Starkville.

6) Kate Upton? Would bang. Pointy elbows would need to be covered, however.

7) Do I have a YETI sticker on my truck? No, but I did almost order a baby blue YETI cooler. Then I thought to myself "does that make me gay?" and am still in stages of undecisiveness on the issue.

8 ) What type of ceramic grill do I own? Big Green Egg. And I will happily argue with anyone on here for pages and pages worth of threads if they even hint that any other kind is acceptable.

9) How are the hot dogs at VH? Terrible. 17 Carolina Pride.


So if the answer to 7 is "yes", you will get the cooler amirite?
 

Dawgbite

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Hello, my name is Dawgbite and I have a problem!
I have a Big Green Egg
i have a Yeti cooler
I put the sticker on my back window
I found myself agreeing with Dick Cross on H2H the other day
Please Help!
 

Uncle Ruckus

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Three parter.
1. Do you know Mullens record against top 20 teams?
2. Do you cook your steak inside or outside?
3. Do you send your wife/daughter(s) to Ole Miss during recruiting weekend?
 
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Kick me off in 3,2,1

I mistakenly took this site for what it's not! I thought it was a step up from ED or Genes page but I clearly see its a bunch of ***** kids that were banned themselves from the other boards. Probably a bunch of 15 year old kids that couldn't cuss on the other sites but fit in together here. LOL, OMG damn didn't mean to break the kids rules. State fans never cease to amaze me. A bunch of lowlife, **** kicking, cow tipping, bell ringing rednecks. Cow college is exactly where you'll belong. You'll get ready for a beat down in cowville thanksgiving night and I can't wait to see all you punk *** bitches walk out of ***** wade stadium.with your cowbells tucked in your britches. Enjoyed the short lived visit and keep claiming the state with your Yankee coach. Can't wait to see USM break their streak against you losers! I will ride off in my Jag now and you'll can kiss my Rebel ***!
 

drt7891

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I think you must have mistaken this for the comments section of the clarion ledger **
 

DerHntr

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I mistakenly took this site for what it's not! I thought it was a step up from ED or Genes page but I clearly see its a bunch of ***** kids that were banned themselves from the other boards. Probably a bunch of 15 year old kids that couldn't cuss on the other sites but fit in together here. LOL, OMG damn didn't mean to break the kids rules. State fans never cease to amaze me. A bunch of lowlife, **** kicking, cow tipping, bell ringing rednecks. Cow college is exactly where you'll belong. You'll get ready for a beat down in cowville thanksgiving night and I can't wait to see all you punk *** bitches walk out of ***** wade stadium.with your cowbells tucked in your britches. Enjoyed the short lived visit and keep claiming the state with your Yankee coach. Can't wait to see USM break their streak against you losers! I will ride off in my Jag now and you'll can kiss my Rebel ***!

Hey dipshit, we do this with just about any new guy and it is funny. You just so happen to have the sense of humor of a 13 year old girl with low self-esteem. A significant number of the comments were making fun of our own damn past threads and not you.

I am glad you didn't go off on us and start using the typical insults like "cow college" and "cowville". That would have been really embarrassing for you.
 

Lettucexxxx

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CadaverDawg

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I mistakenly took this site for what it's not! I thought it was a step up from ED or Genes page but I clearly see its a bunch of ***** kids that were banned themselves from the other boards. Probably a bunch of 15 year old kids that couldn't cuss on the other sites but fit in together here. LOL, OMG damn didn't mean to break the kids rules. State fans never cease to amaze me. A bunch of lowlife, **** kicking, cow tipping, bell ringing rednecks. Cow college is exactly where you'll belong. You'll get ready for a beat down in cowville thanksgiving night and I can't wait to see all you punk *** bitches walk out of ***** wade stadium.with your cowbells tucked in your britches. Enjoyed the short lived visit and keep claiming the state with your Yankee coach. Can't wait to see USM break their streak against you losers! I will ride off in my Jag now and you'll can kiss my Rebel ***!

 

HD6

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Apr 8, 2003
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Why truereb13, we cross? You know, if I thought we weren't friends, I don't know if I could bear it.
 

DAWG61

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Have you ever had the urge to kill all the dandelions at Ole Miss, paint the entire stadium brown and then fly yourself over the stadium during every home game? Oh yea and force the entire student body to listen to your sweet jam band that's better than 17ing Widespread Panic man!! If not you ain't no 17ing 4* general brah
 

HD6

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You're too far gone now. The sickness has you. Fare thee well.
 
Nov 19, 2013
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Damn

Guess this board is legit. I heard you could not be kicked off for difference of opinion but didn't believe it. Guess you'll are better than ED and Gene after all. With the exception of grammar police, you'll will allow just about anything!
 

Indndawg

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Who's the 15 Y/O? I think you're an MSU fan

I mistakenly took this site for what it's not! I thought it was a step up from ED or Genes page but I clearly see its a bunch of ***** kids that were banned themselves from the other boards. Probably a bunch of 15 year old kids that couldn't cuss on the other sites but fit in together here. LOL, OMG damn didn't mean to break the kids rules. State fans never cease to amaze me. A bunch of lowlife, **** kicking, cow tipping, bell ringing rednecks. Cow college is exactly where you'll belong. You'll get ready for a beat down in cowville thanksgiving night and I can't wait to see all you punk *** bitches walk out of ***** wade stadium.with your cowbells tucked in your britches. Enjoyed the short lived visit and keep claiming the state with your Yankee coach. Can't wait to see USM break their streak against you losers! I will ride off in my Jag now and you'll can kiss my Rebel ***!


just trying to stir something.
 

Digging dog

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Aug 22, 2012
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You must have or prefer big clits.
There I said it.
(Lord please forgive me and be with the starving pygmies).
 

coach66

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Have you ever witnessed any of Yancey's dance moves? Is he as good as they say?

ihearheisadamngoodgolferku
 

Wooly17er

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Nobody calls us 15 year old kids and gets away with it! You, sir, can go stick your face in a bucket of turds. I wouldn't piss on your Yeti cooler if it was on fire with you in it. While I do appreciate your fluency in Spanish (Jag is Spanish for Hag, right?), I'm not sure your old lady would appreciate being called out like that...but since you brought her up, have her dip her ugly ole face in that bucket of turds too for all of us - and then have her go wash off your bowtie before the game (nobody likes poopoo on bowties).
 

oxfordrebel22

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So if the answer to 7 is "yes", you will get the cooler amirite?

That is correct. That's why it is such a tough decision, b/c I feel like I am at that teetering point and if I order it there is no return.

Question: If someone ordered it for me, would that still make me gay? Damn, life is hard.