Well, I am old, fool. Almost 80. So, yeah, we're all aging. I hope you handle it as well as some of us have. BTW, Amazon issued a full refund and an extra $100 credit for my trouble. Appears someone screwed up at Amazon. Go figure. Kids fuching up.With threads about middle age ladies, Pinto Beans and Meatloaf, failure to use technology (Amazon thread) and dead TV monster wives, it seems that The Paddock is beginning to show its age. What are some thread titles you expect to see in the coming decades on here?
My humble attempt at prophesy.
The Aging Paddock
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Remember that time we lost to Evansville.
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Welcome to our new coach Walter McCarty!
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I pretty much have to stay off rafters because I've been negative about our head coach. There's nothing to be negative about.
I pretty much have to stay off rafters because I've been negative about our head coach. There's nothing to be negative about.
“This year we’re bringing home #9 I can feel it!”
I dreamed we lost to Evansville last night. The older you get, the crazier your dreams.
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2 new bathrooms in this house this year. Replaced the old, taller, geriatric toilet in my bathroom for a new low-flow flush model. It's shorter in stature.
I literally had to adjust the water level to keep from t-bagging myself every morning. It seems that as I age, the skin that comprises my ballzack adopts a more and more elastic nature.
I literally had to adjust the water level to keep from t-bagging myself every morning. It seems that as I age, the skin that comprises my ballzack adopts a more and more elastic nature.
The last words out of Bill Clinton's mouth as he crosses the river. "Jeffrey did not commit suicide. Bye"
GYEROTOL
Naughty nursing home attendant alert!
Naughty nursing home attendant alert!
Presidential race: Eric Trump vs. Chelsea Clinton. Who ya got?
Just noticed the Petra ad. Good work.
Who was a better actual in game coach, billy Gillespie or calipari?
Best hot sauce for creamed corn?
Rate your metal detector.
"Heading to NYC next month, best early bird specials/cafeterias in mid town?"
Rate your metal detector.
"Heading to NYC next month, best early bird specials/cafeterias in mid town?"
Speaking of aging, I’m sure a few of us were contemporaries if future Coach McCarty. I was but we didn’t run in the same circles. I’m sure there must be some good stories out there about his times on campus.
Do I leave my porch light on?
Or leave crawl space light on for the cable guy?
Or leave crawl space light on for the cable guy?
Do your balls hang low
Can ya swing em to and fro
Can you tie em in a knot
Can you tie em in a bow
Can ya swing em to and fro
Can you tie em in a knot
Can you tie em in a bow
Panty raid at “ A place for mom”
Remember when marijuana was illegal in Kentucky...oh wait, it still is.
If Kentucky football and basketball have a repeat of last week I know for sure I will be the first to go. The doc told me a couple of weeks ago I had the lab results of an 18 year old but lab results will not be the death of me. UK may be.
More people in this Paddock than at the start of a football game or just after half time.
G. Cal has yet to implement the Blocked FT Defense yet.
Will this be the year Barnhart finally gets rid of the checkered uniforms?
