THE ASTERISK

RalphMachio99

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Miami calls themselves the 'U'. Everybody else does now.

Everybody outside of *crest calls them the 'ASTERISK'.....if they lose to SP this year, will they begin to refer to themselves as this as well?

*crest is called the ASTERISK because they claim a 2003 state championship that never happened. You see, a decade and a little more ago, SP dominated *crest in such a fashion that women went home and beat their cousin-spouses in BS town, and the local green ponds in BS turned red with envy and blood. The bloodshed was due to the rape that occurred on the field. The players and coaches went for their weekly bath in the local ponds, and such the legend of the red pond, post SP game event was born. Since the anal leakage epidemic began in 2003, only gingivitus has claimed for BS resident lives since then.

But, the ASTERISK. Oh, the ASTERISK. 03 *crest team was beaten so mercilessly that all they could do was hope for an easy road in the playoffs all the way to the state championship game. *crest got their easy road, and claimed victory in a state championship game, but around the state and in the hearts of the players and coaches from the armpit of western NC, they all knew deep down that they weren't champions of anything. A smaller, more tradition rich team was the real 3a champ in 2003. The disputes cannot be heard. Nary a *crest fan will dispute it. *crest beat a team on that last day of play, but they were not the 3a champions. They were the runners up in 3a. That game defined who and what *crest is: the asterisk.

A life long player second fiddle to the glory and tradition to Shelby High. A new rivalry re-made in the 2000s with another storied program that could not be mounted: SP. Life long little brothers, n'ever do wells and wanna bes. The nickname of your program has been well earned. It's a way of life in Boiling Springs, NC.

You say "why bring up something over 10 years ago, guy"? Because history is made and remembered. Tradition is earned and kept. Battles are fought and won. A$$ whippings are dealt out and this year, the ASTERISK avoided one....but you will not avoid the second one in about a week and a half. Come get you some you bunch of homeless and half heteros. Put that pink camoflauge on and see if you got what it takes down low in your pants to meet SP on the field and prove you can be better than them for more than 2 hours of your life. Because at this point, you have about 2 hours proof that you are better and SP has about 45 G D years.
Come get you some.
 

ImaCrestFan

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Barney Fife said it best: Sad, Sad, Sad.

Ralph has to go back over a decade to deflect the fact that his current team cannot compete with Crest and is in line for another Stuart Cramish pounding. You sound like the Shelby fans. Some of them like to go back 30 years to find a positive memory. After beating them 3-5 years in a row they want to bring up 1971.

Pitiful attempt to deflect what you and everyone that reads these boards know whats coming.


Everybody knows it. And you do to.
 

RalphMachio99

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Read the last line of my post you SOB.
H#ll I have a better score/win percentage than 34 with your wife. She's a 75% girl.

Bring it on. I can't wait. Gear up for it. You will need everything you got. Do you think you can beat SP twice in one year considering the absolute crap your program is? How can anyone outside of *crest consider it a top HS football program when their two biggest rivals hold winning percentages over them that are SO VERY heavy to one side?

You have the HS football program equivalent of a hot air balloon. Lots of rainbow colors and hot air. That little brown basket at the bottom is the hold all the **** that falls from your drawers when you see those red hats on the other side.

BS town should be renamed "Rainbow City".
 

seadog28

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Great stuff!!! All this time I thought the asterisk was reflective of a Crest High School diploma. Thanks, Ralph.
 

Godevilsgo

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I thought the asterisk was for Crest actually being Crest/Shelby/ Burns, or as Patsfball says Cleveland County High School.
 

RalphMachio99

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Absolutely not.
All those *crest "grads" who work the roadside xmas tree lots will have to wipe the sap off their thumbs for two reasons over the next week and half.
1- so they can hitchhike home and feel the cool, fresh air while doing so.
2- so they can attempt to type on their stolen computers the reasons why they won't get the absolute h#ll beaten out of them in a week and half.
 

RalphMachio99

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Originally posted by ImaCrestFan:
Barney Fife said it best: Sad, Sad, Sad.

Ralph has to go back over a decade to deflect the fact that his current team cannot compete with Crest and is in line for another Stuart Cramish pounding. You sound like the Shelby fans. Some of them like to go back 30 years to find a positive memory. After beating them 3-5 years in a row they want to bring up 1971.

Pitiful attempt to deflect what you and everyone that reads these boards know whats coming.


Everybody knows it. And you do to.
*crest is used to getting the absolute h$ll beaten out of them during the year by SP...back when they played in an all men's football conference, so they are always the underdogs in most rounds of the playoffs.

It's a little different this year. All the pressure is on *crest's players and coaches. The coaches have their jobs on the line. The players have their jobs/scholarships on the line. If they lose to SP in the playoffs, they will lose their scholly and be back at Chase or Burns or Boiling Springs (SC) High where they came from this time next year.

If Barnes and crew lose this game. Not only will SP be taken off the non conference schedule starting next year forever, but *crest will also lose their only big game during regular season per year now that they play in that JV/part ladies conference.

The word is the school gets 2 free mary kay packets of makeup when they joined up with that outfit. This makes total sense to a fan like myself of a school who owns a 66% win percentage over that bunch of fruits.
*crest should change the mascot from an old tired nag with snot coming out of his nose, to a picture of a fruitcake to fully capture the essence of the school, it's fans, coaches and team that represents the community.
 

RalphMachio99

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Here is a small sampling list of teams that have similar records than *crest does vs. SP. This is who you are regarded along in terms of how much **** you are as a program:

*The 1990s era Washington Bullets. Better win percentage against the NBA (as the worst franchise) at 41% considering 89-90 through 99-00 seasons.
*1976 -2013 Tampa Bay Buccaneers. .392 WIN percentage (233-362-1). Very close to *crest's 34% win percentage.
*A key 1970s study by the University of Michigan found that 35% of those surveyed found bell bottoms to be a great fashion idea. You see a greater percentage of people actually approved of bell bottoms than *crest has wins vs. SP. That's hard to do....because I think we can all agree that bell bottoms are/were terrible. More people liked bell bottoms in 1980 than *crest has wins vs. SP is what I'm telling you.
*The Charlotte BOBCATS had a .384 win percentage. You know how crappy they were? How ill-beloved they were? They won 38% of the time. This bests *crest's 34% "win" percentage vs. SP.
*The Minnesota Timberwolves have a strong .407 win % in their history. Never heard of them? No? They're an NBA basketball team that has been playing for about 30 years. 40% win percentage means you're irrelevant.
*LA Clippers. Another basketball team some of you didn't know still played. A pretty good copmarision to *crest. They hold a recent 34% win percentage since 1980. Right in line with *crest.

So, *crest fans and young people coming up. That is what you are pulling for and donating money to: the 1980 LA Clipper version of HS football.
 

RalphMachio99

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You're welcome NC Posters and readers.

ps - Boiling Springs is the he-she capital of the southeastern United States. Lots of confusion out there.
 

RalphMachio99

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You gotta admit. The mascot/nickname is catchy, it fits and it looks very nice. I think the colors are there. The middle section looks like something that the *crest faithful enjoy targeting.

 

RalphMachio99

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I guess all the *crest posters are busy traveling back home up to the North for T-giving. Happy holidays yous guys!!
 

RalphMachio99

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This just in from the newsfeed:

About 34% of Boiling Springs residents are gone to protest in Ferguson, MO. So, they may not be on the library's computers posting much here soon.
Good time to rob people of their VCRs in Boiling Springs. Nothing else to report of value in Rainbow City to target during the time they're gone.
 

RalphMachio99

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'The Asterisk' nickname has even taken on a subplot meaning of it 's own in Rainbow City.

Some around the program affectionately call the program "A$$ at Risk" when you enter the locker room. A lot of butt play goes on in there is the word on the street.

Some football teams have an annual slogan they like to use during the season.
"Don't give up the ship". "Hold the Chain". "Play like a Champion today".
There is a two decades long slogan that insiders at *crest use still to this day anytime you enter the locker room: 'BUTTS TO THE WALL, BOYS!'
This post was edited on 11/26 4:10 PM by RalphMachio99
 
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I don't have a dog in the fight, but South Point needs to worry about East Rowan and Crest needs to worry about Forestview first.
 

Tommy wilson

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crest and sp been at each other all year and its not going to change.if both teams do there job friday. its going to be a crazy week on ncprep.
 

seadog28

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Ralphy, nice try but, no bait will work this week. The Havelock posters called them out and they went deep undercover.
 

sasha_nc

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Originally posted by burnsbulldogtweeter:
I don't have a dog in the fight, but South Point needs to worry about East Rowan and Crest needs to worry about Forestview first.
There are only a couple of East Rowan fans. Game outline is simple - they are going to throw on us all night and we are going to plow the field with them.

The Forestview fans are staying below the radar, not that the Crest fans would let them get in a word edgewise.

So, no one else really around to talk except Crest and South Point fans and we act like two jealous sisters in the same room when we are here.
 

redraider73

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We are concerned about East Rowan this week. I hope our guys don't eat too much turkey today and come out fat and lazy tomorrow. We got a lot a runnin to do tomorrow Lucy, chasing those balls flying around the cow pasture. With that said, Happy Thanksgiving to all. And don't be crampin' up too much, you bunch of Cleveland County Mr. Eds.
 

almighty94

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Looks like crest and s.p. rivalry has become almost as big as the Shelby/crest rivalry. A semi final matchup would be huge. S.P. has improved but crest still has that nasty defense. Its going to be hard for anyone out of the west to score more than once on them. Anything can happen this time of year though and these teams have already met once so who knows
 

ImaCrestFan

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I have never seen a poster so desperate for attention that they post 7 time in a row.

Funny and pitiful all at the same time.
 

RalphMachio99

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Desperate for attention?
You have this all confused. I made general remarks about the program, past games, etc and challenged you and your kind to dispute them. Crickets.

The only thing pitiful is 34%.
If you go out in the backyard dirt basketball area you have, and shoot 34% free throws....will you feel good about yourself, or no?

Somebody needs to keep a running update on *crest football. That *crest football charger website sure as h#ll doesn't. Quality site over there. That website is about in line with everything else over in Rainbow City.
 

RalphMachio99

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Originally posted by burnsbulldogtweeter:
I don't have a dog in the fight, but South Point needs to worry about East Rowan and Crest needs to worry about Forestview first.
I think you and I both know *crest will beat FV by 20 points.

There is nothing to talk about or to re: ER fans. They aren't on here (posting at least). I know they're a #15 seed. I'm sure there's a reason why they were that low, but playing much better now. Probably injuries, maybe a really tough conf. schedule early on that put them behind the eight ball in playoff seeding. Either way....the coaches and players know they have to take care of business. SP doesn't look ahead. If we get beat, we get beat.

I don't think we'll get beat though. As medioocre a team as I've said we had all year long.....we're playing the 15th seed and you'd think they are there for a reason. The worst thing about if ER won would be that *crest would literally walk backwards to the state championship game.
 

seadog28

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Originally posted by RalphMachio99:
Desperate for attention?
You have this all confused. I made general remarks about the program, past games, etc and challenged you and your kind to dispute them. Crickets.

The only thing pitiful is 34%.
If you go out in the backyard dirt basketball area you have, and shoot 34% free throws....will you feel good about yourself, or no?

Somebody needs to keep a running update on *crest football. That *crest football charger website sure as h#ll doesn't. Quality site over there. That website is about in line with everything else over in Rainbow City.



Ralphy,

Don't worry about those crampers. Havelock, or the thought of playing Havelock, has them paralyzed. You can't shake constant scars of disappointment with a good defense. I get the feeling most of their fanbase is rolled up in the fetal position wearing day glo yellow shirts drooling tobacco juice.
 

RalphMachio99

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Football is about momentum. When you go play a 2a schedule....it can hurt. So, don't be surprised if *crest struggles a little bit when they play a team that will punch them in the mouth. FV isn't that team, and that is not what I'm suggesting. It's aleady basketball season in Gastonia as usual.

I'm talking about next week when SP rolls into *crest and outnumbers their homeside attendance as usual. The *crest team does not have many believers. SP team does. *crest team is a hoge poge of kids from all over thrown together. When tough times happen....and they will when you play 4th round or after against any team....then we'll see how solid they are. They have experienced zero adversity this year. Unless they get the normal *crest playoff cakewalk (if they were to get ER next week for example) then they will experience adversity next week vs. SP.

After SP beats *crest on their own field, against their best team ever.....I will personally lead the student section in a post game BOMB DROPPING on the 50 yard line. I will do so as shirtless as Crestrulz's sister on her Tuesday night job at the Beaver Hole. It will be glorious.
 

RalphMachio99

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Originally posted by ImaCrestFan:
I have never seen a poster so desperate for attention that they post 7 time in a row.

Funny and pitiful all at the same time.
SHUT YOUR G D MOUTH ESE !!!

Only winners are allowed to talk within this post. 34 percenters need not speak. Sit in the back of the room, on the floor, and keep your mouth shut until it's time to sweep up after the meeting.

You need to make a christmas list for santa claus. You list should include: teefes, new bottle of Brut, that other sock you have been dreaming about since last xmas, and a secret guidebook on how to get your football program half as good as the one a few miles away from you that wears black and gold.

Tradition never graduates....it is true. That's our line.

*crest's line is "we never graduate"
 

RalphMachio99

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*crest football is bad. Here are some things this crap program is equivalent to:

Creed's lead singer singing anything
Al Sharpton breathing
Stalin and his murderous behavior
OJ Simpson thanksgiving party
Ron Jeremy fitness VHS tape
Phil Knight and his marketing ambush upon the idiot masses
Michael Jordan for being the clown on strings for (see above)
Blagojevich's city politics
Charles Nelson Reilly's toupe
Richard Simmons dancing

Many things remind me of *crest football. These are just a few of them.
 

Crestufff

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We all know you talked about Crest Charger Football around the Thankgiving table yesterday! Nothing to be ashamed of Heck I talked about the Chargers to.
 

RalphMachio99

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GAMEDAY PREDICTIONS:

SP -35
ER- 24

The Asterisk- 35
Junior PW Jaguars - 13

EL- 35
Lincolnton - 14

Some fat broad from a roadside house of ill repute- 1
*crestrulz- 0

gonorrhea- 1
*crest 94/96- 0

*crest locker room glory hole- 1
*crestuff- 0
 

RalphMachio99

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Next week, when most of the *cresties are back from picketing/rioting in Ferguson, we will have big discussions.
Word is....many of them return tonight around 10pm on a stolen greyhound bus.
 

RalphMachio99

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Originally posted by burnsbulldogtweeter:
I don't have a dog in the fight, but South Point needs to worry about East Rowan and Crest needs to worry about Forestview first.
I think you actually do have a dog in the fight. I've heard that when *crest was driving around in a windowless van with "free candy" spray painted on the side back in late spring/early summer, in addition to a couple of players they "picked up", they also stole 4 dogs, a sheep (no telling what continues to happen to that sheep) and 1 gerbil.

FIDO, your beloved bassett hound was scooped up in the raid. There is a dog fighting ring on that side of town and they like to fight the miniatures and lazy type dogs. So, the *cresties have taken much from the greater Diet Cherryville area....including your dog.
 

justanidiot

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You are only trying to hype this game up, the game that is not even scheduled yet...
You are the ONLY one on here talking... and you're talking to yourself..
SHUT THE HELLO UP

Best of luck to both teams tonight..

If there is a rematch, may the best team win... (very evident who that team is)
 

RalphMachio99

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Originally posted by justanidiot:
You are only trying to hype this game up, the game that is not even scheduled yet...
You are the ONLY one on here talking... and you're talking to yourself..
SHUT THE HELLO UP

Best of luck to both teams tonight..

If there is a rematch, may the best team win... (very evident who that team is)
You come on here with nothing to offer. Meaningless, boring posts from a 21 year old working in a RV lot. Nobody needs that.

Don't speak unless spoken to boy. Only the important people get to post on this thread.
You need to go buy your big boy pants and then you will get to sit at the adults table. No more pizza- faced EMO types may attempt to speak about football on this thread.

I will put you on toilet duty so fast you're head will spin if you don't watch what you say. I have connections at that RV lot you work at and I will make sure you are put on waste/tank removal if you keep talking.
 

justanidiot

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I can say what i want you internet bully... Your red raiders have over achieved and you're back on these boards running that Yap.. Reality is, your team still sucks.. That significant victory over Cramer and then beating an overrated Concord and you come on here thinking your team has improved that much..... Your team is still worthless. Your team is still TRASH. Your defense couldn't stop Little Charger Pee Wee team and your offense is outdated. That Red Bone **** is EXPIRED. Nobody does that crap anymore cause it doesn't work.. It may work on some nights against lesser talented teams, but it won't work against CREST..... Hope you guys recruiting Ashbrook's players because I am much more afraid of their team than I am yours...

PS- South Point better have improved a whole hell of a lot, because SP doesn't belong in the same STADIUM as the chargers.

AND YOU STILL NEED TO SHUT THE HELLO UP... BULLY
 

redraider73

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Originally posted by justanidiot:
I can say what i want you internet bully... Your red raiders have over achieved and you're back on these boards running that Yap.. Reality is, your team still sucks.. That significant victory over Cramer and then beating an overrated Concord and you come on here thinking your team has improved that much..... Your team is still worthless. Your team is still TRASH. Your defense couldn't stop Little Charger Pee Wee team and your offense is outdated. That Red Bone **** is EXPIRED. Nobody does that crap anymore cause it doesn't work.. It may work on some nights against lesser talented teams, but it won't work against CREST..... Hope you guys recruiting Ashbrook's players because I am much more afraid of their team than I am yours...

PS- South Point better have improved a whole hell of a lot, because SP doesn't belong in the same STADIUM as the chargers.

AND YOU STILL NEED TO SHUT THE HELLO UP... BULLY
Yep, just keep on thinking that.