The Avid Reader told Sly Croom to burn Arceto Clark's redshirt....

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....because he knew that the secret weapon would be academically ineligible in 2009.

 

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which pushed Carlson's kicks aGAINST Auburn and Kentucky wide. So in reality, we have to thank the Avid Reader for bringing Dan Mullen aboard.

If the Avid Reader were to fight Greg Byrne, it would be truly be the immovable object meeting the irresistible force. God help us all.