Someone told me that I was the person they knew that was least likely to ever take a selfie.
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The best compliment someone ever gave you
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I was told they never believed in a god until they met me. I then put my pants on and left her apartment.
Someone once told me they wouldnāt actually kill me if someone hired em to
Youāre not the worst poster in this board
2nd place is probably my PCP sayin he thought I was a good enough guy he didnāt mind still manually checking my prostate even when you can do bloodwork now.
Not to you personally, but Gomer Pyle once told a woman she didn't sweat much for a fat girl.
Glenn is one of the most stable, friendly, serial killers this side of Ted Bundy.
I just saw that Luann Poovey died back in May. She was pretty hot.
In reality. Some pp used to tell me it looked liked all I did at work was binge watch series while running my job and I was the go to guy for uk sports games for us second shifters at night. When I didn't come in told me it took like 5 ppl to do my job.. always nice to hear. But never got very good at this internet **** posting.
I had a middle school teacher tell me she was retiring BECAUSE of me.
Take that as you will.
Take that as you will.
Having a native Spanish speaker ask what part of Cuba I was from. Iām white, from Central Kentucky.
āYour dick was much bigger than I thought it would beā
From my current wife.
She was lying but I still roll with it.
From my current wife.
She was lying but I still roll with it.
"Jeff Lebowski gives exponentially more f***s than you do." (my oldest friend told me that)
Had a G2 major ask me once if I was superman because every time a problem came up the division commander (a 2-star general) would send for me. On this particular occasion, his coms were out for a while and the commo guys were having a problem fixing it. I was on sleep cycle, but he sent someone to wake me up so, I came in and he ask me to see what I could do. Being Artillery that was not my expertise, but I went inside the command vehicle and ask the coms guys what the problem was and about that time they had figure it out and told me to tell the general to try it. He did, it worked, and he thanked me. I said you're welcome and went back to bed. On my way out of the command area a G2 major said that I must be Superman because the general and his subordinate commanders always called on me and things get fixed. I just nodded and took credit for something I really had nothing to do with. Was too tired to explain.
My compliment sucks *** compared to warrior-cat's
warrior-cat, nobody likes a showoff. LOL
warrior-cat, nobody likes a showoff. LOL
Yeah, one of my soldiers heard that conversation with the major and a few months later gave me a t-shirt that had rubber hands on it opening up to the superman logo. Next time we went to the field i had it on underneath my BDU top when we were doing a hasty march order (breaking everything down fast for movement) and was on top of the command vehicle breaking down a large antenna when the division Sergeants Major walked up and said, "We will be moving out here in a couple of minutes, will you be ready?" I unbuttoned my BDU top and showed him the t-shirt and said, "What do you think Sergeant Major". He laughed and then said, "Funny, but you are out of uniform". Laughed and walked away.
Coworker once asked me how I could be such a dick yet still be so likeable.
On the Commonweslth field after the LSU victory in 2007.
Jermey Jarmon said to me āwhen youāre around good things happen, Nate.ā
The nicest thing anybody has said to me because UK football means so much to me.
Jermey Jarmon said to me āwhen youāre around good things happen, Nate.ā
The nicest thing anybody has said to me because UK football means so much to me.