Alabama - Melissa Joan Hart who didn't actually go there
Arkansas - Ralphie May, speaks for itself
Ole Miss - Shep Smith, a Fox News Anchor
LSU - Carville the crazy cajun
This is really good stuff so far.
Melissa Joan Hart saying Alabamá is bizarre and hilarious.
Shep Smith with the "not our real rivals" schtick is about the Ole Missest of things.
Carville: "They were good back then." Gold.
I met Shepard Smith at the Library in Oxford one time. I saw him and thought I'd introduce myself since he's a semi-celebrity. At first he was very polite and I casually mentioned that I graduated from State and that I was a Bulldog. He started looking at me like he could smell dog **** but he didn't know where it was coming from. He then started singing our fight song with "Hail" replaced with "17" and then finished it by saying "No, seriously, 17 Mississippi State". I ended up laughing in his face and telling him to take it easy. I could never imagine cussing at someone for telling me they were an Ole Miss fan. It was really embarrassing for him.
I met Shepard Smith at the Library in Oxford one time. I saw him and thought I'd introduce myself since he's a semi-celebrity. At first he was very polite and I casually mentioned that I graduated from State and that I was a Bulldog. He started looking at me like he could smell dog **** but he didn't know where it was coming from. He then started singing our fight song with "Hail" replaced with "17" and then finished it by saying "No, seriously, 17 Mississippi State". I ended up laughing in his face and telling him to take it easy. I could never imagine cussing at someone for telling me they were an Ole Miss fan. It was really embarrassing for him.