The Coke Cutouts

[AssEndDawg]

Coke Makes Life Size SEC Coach Cutuots

Ok, I can't spell cutout. In a nutshell Coke is making a life size cutout of Houston Nutt, Nick Saban, and Tommy Tuberville and putting them in stores to shill for Coke. Are they nuts? The cardinal rule of SEC advertizing is don't pick sides! Use all schools or just go with generic SEC. Once Gene's Page get's a hold of this the boycott will begin. I'm pretty sure they will see the fans of other schools hacked off as well. (Have to admit it hacks me off, the perception of the coach affects recruiting and seeing Nutt in the stores builds his image. Dunnot if I will stop buying Coke products over it but it's pretty crappy.)

On a funny note, they shrunk down Nutt and Tuberville because Saban didn't want to appear shorter then them. his Nepolionic complex in action.

 

[Stansfield]

Boycotting Coca-Cola in Mississippi would be as ludicrous as boycotting coke in Oxford, it ain't gonna happen.

 

[RebelBruiser]

Not sure if they meant to do this, but they managed to use the 3 SEC West coaches that have coached at another SEC West school.

 

[AssEndDawg]

Boycotting Coca-Cola in Mississippi would be as ludicrous as boycotting coke in Oxford, it ain't gonna happen.

I could stop drinking Coke... because Mt Dew is the <17>ing bomb! But then again I would have to start drinking Coke to stop and that ain't gonna happen. My ban would be meaningless.

Edit: Ohhh.. just realized Dasani is Coke. Take that you bastards! I'll buy insanely over priced water from someone else! Suck on that! (yeah, probably not, it does taste better, I swear!)

 

[Optimus Prime 4]

the other coaches in the store, so they are all Saban height, even though in reality he is much shorter.

 

[AssEndDawg]

ok

 

[Croomp]

Hmm shouldn't it be fair and include Croom or is skin color an issue here?

 

[ShaNaNa]

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[thelaw]

nt

 

[Stansfield]

I could see Croom getting a big-time Pepsi deal.