But I can imagine what it's like.
Stuart Scott comes out with his wandering eye and yells some "street jargon" like "Hey yawl! Welcome to da ESPY's! It's time to get boomdiggety with it"! Then they play a Black Eyes Peas song.
Next you have some typical awards show BS.
Then there will be some black history lifetime achievement thing (That's racist!) followed by some BS women's sports achievement. I'm sure there are a couple of sob stories thrown in there to.
I'm also sure that there are a lot of sports montages and crap like that. I mean, nothing rocks out more than a sports montage featuring Bon Jovi.
U2 will be involved because they're 17'n U2.
Seth Meyers will try too hard to be funny and fail miserably. I mean, how can you not laugh at "Raegae Bush" followed by Meyers brilliant acting- "Get out- Get out". Actually you laugh because it's so bad. It's "Tell em 'bout it Jo Jo!" bad.
And ESPN will tell me how I am supposed to think.
