The first WTF? of the year:
- Thread starter HammerOfTheDogs
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Wonder if they call the Runner-Up, Number 2?.?...I hope not
They had one of these contests in Jackson a couple of months ago. No, I did not attend....or participate.
What constitutes the talent portion of the pageant?
Toothless speaking.
This is the type of content that keeps me visiting this message board
I don't know what they call the runner up, but I heard the winner is a huge assshole**
2 from the Meme Thread belong here:
From what I've heard there's already some accusations of cheating, as one contestant apparently turned their brown eye blue.
I have a feeling that the contestants would be like those at a nudist beach: not the ones you’d want to see.
When I heard there was a new Assshole Competition, I assumed they had changed the name for the LSU-ole miss game.
I'm gonna say that Win, Place, and Show all have a bidet at home!
Lumumba and company might want to make sure that federal prison doesn't have an unofficial version of this type of contest.
Instead of Miss Congeniality as a secondary award would there be like Miss Hemorrhoids, Miss Dingleberry, Miss Stinky ? I mean the possibilities are endless.
Being at Talladega in free camping circa 2011 tells me that isn’t the worlds first…
I thought you were a renegade angel cast into Hades. I didn’t realize you were kin to the big guy
Not to come off as a jerk or snarky, but think about who made angels? The story of a son rebelling against his father a story really as old as time.
