The Million Dollar Question

[ExtremeDog]

How is Jack Cristil going to make a 3 1/2 to 4 hour flight to Portland today without a cigarette?

 

[JohnDawg]

Duhhh. He'll probably go to the bathroom to smoke and then blame it on someone else.

 

[Maroon Eagle]

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[MaxwellSmart]

ask him for his autograph.

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[MSUCostanza]

is, will anyone have the balls to talk to him when he gets off the plane? That will be one pissed off old dude until he can get out of the airport.

 

[weblow]

Perfect for Jack. It is an electronic cigarette that burns nicotine but does not put out any smoke. It just releases water vapor. It is rechargeable and airline approved.

www.smokeanywhere.com

 

[Shmuley]

nm

 

[gtowndawg]

can you get booze on a charter flight?

 

[Todd4State]

This is Jack <17> Cristal. He can do whatever he wants. He can fly the plane if he wants to.

 

[Frances Drebin]

...this isn't the first time he's flown cross country.

That said, he's Jack MF'n Cristil. If he wants to light up, the only response the flight attendant should have is, "do you need a light, Mr. Cristil?"

 

[PineGroveBully]

nt</p>

 

[Sutterkane]

he'll just grow wings and fly.

 

[Maroon Eagle]

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