The mission tonight for the call-in show...

[dawgstudent]

We need 3 callers.

Jim from Indianapolis:

Bowl Game??? Bowl Game??!!!! We're talking about Bowl Game???

Dennis from Phoenix:

Georgia Tech was who we thought they were! And we let 'em off the hook!"

And finally, Herm from New York:

You play to win the game!

 

[jmbeck]

Jim from New Orleans...

"Well, what happened was, we got our *** kicked. We just got our *** totally kicked. We couldn't do diddley poo offensively, we couldn't make a first down, we couldn't run the ball, we didn't try to run the ball, we couldn't complete a pass - we sucked. We couldn't stop the run. Every time they got the ball, they went down and got points. We got our *** totally kicked - that's what it boiled down to. It was a horseshit performance. Horseshit. I'm totally embarrassed and totally ashamed. Coaching did a horrible job. The players did a horrible job. We got our *** kicked in that game. It sucked. It stunk."

Or, since that will probably get you cut off, just a simple "We couldn't do diddley poo offensively" would be great.

 

[Shmuley]

and, in a mexican accent, say, "Oh, Nooooooo. We suck again!"

 

[Frances Drebin]

Mike G from Stillwater:

Enough with trying to peddle this WCO **** on us. I'm a man. I'm 40!

 

[TR.sixpack]

You are the worst <span style="text-decoration: underline;">head coach</span> ever!!! I would rather have HR Pufnstuf with Teddy Ruxpin as an assistant than to have you as a <span style="text-decoration: underline;">head coach</span> one more week!! You're atrocious!!</p>

 

[lawdawg02]

we talkin bout practice. practice. not a game - not a game, we talkin bout practice.</p>

 

[8dog]

between Starkville and Birmingham:

I think Georgia Tech has a really nice ballclub.

 

[benatmsu]

nm

 

[lanceharbor7]

tuku

 

[lawdawg02]

saying that after the la tech game (and after several beers), accent included.

 

[jakldawg]

"long time, first time: IT'S DIVISION 1 FOOTBALL! IT'S THE SEC! Go play intramurals, brother!"
Here's some others.

 

[MSUCE99]

Hey, we both got accomplished what we wanted this weekend. Georgia Tech got the win, and we kept ourselves from getting shut out.

 

[MSUCE99]

Football is 90% mental... the other half is physical.

Think! How the hell are you gonna think and hit at the same time?

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

If the fans don't come out to the football stadium, you can't stop them.

 

[Indndawg]

"Mumble mumble, mumble.....#11 thowz the ball to receiver in the end...that'sagamechanger.....and a big big plus....team didn't execute...on the uh....uh...triple option...."