The nerve of Butler!

CullyCobb

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I received this via email -- I did a search and didn't see it. I hope it isn't Germans.

INDIANAPOLIS(AP)--Butler's run in the NCAA Men's Basketball National Championship Game may be tarnished after report surfaced today that all 13 players on the roster are being given good educations in an effort to help them find good jobs after they leave the school. "It's important to remember that right now these are only allegations -- allegations that we are looking into," said NCAA president James Isch.</p><div>"But, obviously, if true, this would be very disappointing. The NCAA has certain expectations and standards. It's not fair for players at one school to be given good educations while athletes at other member schools receive basic, remedial instruction that is worth essentially nothing."

According to documents seized from the school's registrar's office, Butler players have received an education worth $38,616 per year totaling more than $150,000 over a four-year career.</div><div></div><div>Compare that to player at a school like Kentucky , where tuition is set at $4,051 -- but with an actual value far below that. "We don't want to say too much until these reports are confirmed," said Kentucky head basketball coach John Calipari. "But we're talking about almost $140,000 difference in education per player -- and that's even if my players stayed four years or graduated, which many of them do not. Then these Butler players are reportedly stepping into good jobs after graduation while my kids, if they don't make the NBA, have absolutely no job prospects or life skills. It's far from a balanced playing field. They are buying the best players by giving them a high-priced education."</div><div></div><div>In addition to the allegations that they were given an expensive education, many Butler players have been spotted around campus holding books, studying and engaging in interesting conversations. Others have been seen with people who are known to not be tutors. Butler point guard and Kentucky native Ronald Nored, who is reportedly a secondary education major, denied allegations that the Bulldog program is cheating "The discourse on this matter is fatuous and inane," he said, implicating the program further.
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ckDOG

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I can't tell if that was supposed to be funny and a shot at college athletes that are there solely to play a sport and blow off a free education, or if it was just a weak attempt to establish some sort of superiorty because Butler students/alum perceive themselves to be smarter than everyone and/or more privileged (i.e. Vandy fan).
 

pDigital32Dawg

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and complaining. Obviously he isn't satisfied with others cheating and having more success than he is in a given year when he has already proven he can buy any player he wants pretty much.
 

DawgatAuburn

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They should have added a quote from Cal saying he thought the student-athlete should be paid the difference in the tuition in case. You know, to make the article seem more real.
 

RobbieRandolph

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pDigital32Dawg said:
and complaining. Obviously he isn't satisfied with others cheating and having more success than he is in a given year when he has already proven he can buy any player he wants pretty much.
 

CullyCobb

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I like it because it makes fun of Kentucky. I don't think Butler has anything to do with it.
 

GloryDawg

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">That's like an Alabama bench warmer complaining because someDuke starterwho is not as talent him is getting a better education with better job potent ional.<span style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></p>

</p><p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt">I hope this is a joke!</p>

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msumhsfan

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Cause this could very possibly happen in the screwed up nation we live in. Sue somebody! its the American way
 

Hotel Roosevelt

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It's not "real" people. Is definitely Onion-esque, but a quick google search didn't reveal its origin. I'm a little disconcerted that so many cannot identify satire when they see it.