the next time i hear a commentator say

[horshack.sixpack]

"This is an offense that depends on first downs." I'm going through the tv and punching him. Name an offense that doesn't.

 

[BoDawg.sixpack]

The Air Raid offense is designed to score a touchdown on any given play.

 

[kired]

I suppose you need a new tv now?

 

[horshack.sixpack]

Yep

 

[was21]

How 'bout: "He can fly"