The Ninth Circuit needs to get involved in this......

bornaneer

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After surprisingly selling out of grasshoppers at a concession stand for the first three games of the season, the Seattle Mariners have called in an emergency order so that they last throughout this weekend. The team is also imposing a per-game order limit for the rest of the season.

Mariners spokeswoman Rebecca Hale told ESPN that the team sold 901 orders of the insects over the first three home games. The grasshoppers are toasted in a chili lime salt and come in a four-ounce cup for $4.
 

moe

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To hell with lab manufactured "meat", (toasted) bugs are what's for dinner.
 

PriddyBoy

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Hard to say what the 9th would do. They might side with grasshoppers or rule that Texas has to provide the critters. This could go a lot of different ways.
 

mneilmont

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Quit serving those feminine drinks with crème de anything. Quit polluting your drinking liquor with anything foreign.