My take on my beloved cowbell. The SEC can kiss my ***. I want the SEC schools to lose ever damn game they play for the rest of recorded history. And I want SEC teams to win multiple national championships and ten bowl games a year so we suck on the teat. Yeah, I want two things that can't exist at the same time. Doesn't mean that I can't want them both. I want Mike Slive to kiss my *** and to make the check out to Mississippi State %*@*!!@ University. I want Chris Hughes to go helment to skull with the other 11 ADs and Templeton too for old times sake. I want you sumbitches to quit ringing your cowbells when our candy *** SEC opponent has the ball. Because if you aren't ringing your cowbell, I can ring the hell out of mine. One cowbell wouldn't matter and I want that one to be mine. And don't compare this **** to the Bears' ****. They started their own ****. This was created by a bunch of crybabies that can't stand the idea that we might, for a brief time, forget our place and actually win a damn game. Ring responsibly dammit so I want have to.