The Shortest Books Ever Written: Kyle Flood Edition
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"Most Successful Trick Plays"
"Lavinova: How to Stick by your Guy"
"Dance Appreciation 101"
"Covert Email Tactics"
"Coaching Ethics"
"2 Yards and a Cloud of Dust"
"Lavinova: How to Stick by your Guy"
"Dance Appreciation 101"
"Covert Email Tactics"
"Coaching Ethics"
"2 Yards and a Cloud of Dust"
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"How to swap your QB to spark your offense"
I can't hold a candle to Greg. It's a limited addition, only found in his and Tim Pernetti's library.
"Right Place, Right Time...The Story of How I Became a Big Ten Head Football Coach"
"...It was a dreary, grey, late January afternoon in 2012..."
"....Kyle, it's Tim. Yeah, Mario isn't coming. Listen, Khas and I were talking and we think you are the man for the job. How would you like to be the head coach?...."
"....Greg told me that he'd love to take me to Tampa but that he felt I was the best man to carry on chop, F.A.M.I.L.Y. and T.B.A. He also said that as long as I didn't rape or kill anyone, Rutgers would never have the money or the stomach to fire me..."
"...It was the Monday of Pitt game week when I got the call from Mr. Pernetti. "Kyle, it's a done deal, you can tell the team it's official. We are going to the Big Ten!" The team was so excited we proceeded to lose our last 3 games to close out the season, missed out on our first ever outright conference championship and although we wouldn't go 1-0 again until Week 2 of the 2013 season, I had fulfilled a life long dream; I was going to be a Big Ten head football coach"...
"...It was a dreary, grey, late January afternoon in 2012..."
"....Kyle, it's Tim. Yeah, Mario isn't coming. Listen, Khas and I were talking and we think you are the man for the job. How would you like to be the head coach?...."
"....Greg told me that he'd love to take me to Tampa but that he felt I was the best man to carry on chop, F.A.M.I.L.Y. and T.B.A. He also said that as long as I didn't rape or kill anyone, Rutgers would never have the money or the stomach to fire me..."
"...It was the Monday of Pitt game week when I got the call from Mr. Pernetti. "Kyle, it's a done deal, you can tell the team it's official. We are going to the Big Ten!" The team was so excited we proceeded to lose our last 3 games to close out the season, missed out on our first ever outright conference championship and although we wouldn't go 1-0 again until Week 2 of the 2013 season, I had fulfilled a life long dream; I was going to be a Big Ten head football coach"...
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"Integrity: Winning with Honor "
"Insanity: How to Expect Different Results Without Changing a Thing!"
"In-State Recruiting: How to attract and retain top talent"
"How to Recruit 2 and 3 Star Talent to a Power 5 School"
These two books would go toe to toe with The Illiad & The Odyssey in terms of size and excitement.
"A List Of People Who Want To See Me Coaching RU Football Next Season."
"Other Power 5 Schools Who Would Prefer Me to Their Coach"
And the sequels
"Other FBS Schools Who Would Prefer Me to Their Coach"
"Other FCS Schools Who Would Prefer Me to Their Coach"
"Other D2 Schools Who Would Prefer Me to Their Coach"
"Other D3 Schools Who Would Prefer Me to Their Coach"
"Other High Schools Who Would Prefer Me to Their Coach"
"Other Pee Wee teams Who Would Prefer Me to Their Coach"
And the sequels
"Other FBS Schools Who Would Prefer Me to Their Coach"
"Other FCS Schools Who Would Prefer Me to Their Coach"
"Other D2 Schools Who Would Prefer Me to Their Coach"
"Other D3 Schools Who Would Prefer Me to Their Coach"
"Other High Schools Who Would Prefer Me to Their Coach"
"Other Pee Wee teams Who Would Prefer Me to Their Coach"
"0 and 1: The Story of the Man Who Destroyed Rutgers AL"
Those aren't notes. He is drawing the illustrations for the book. A bunch of stick figures with chrome helmets on
I see all manner of sensitivity training has failed you. Check your calendar.. It is 2015. Time to lose religious and race-based jokes. Fat people are still in season for some reason.
"See How My Cool Sneakers Light Up When I Walk: I Got Stain"....A Recruiting Guide By Head Coach Kyle Flood