"It's all Cohen's fault!"
"This is the Golden Age!"
"The rest of the college athletic world finally respects us."
"Our NIL budget is up 2500%!"
"Alabama is tampering with our recruits!"
"It's all rigged."
"It's all Dan Mullen's fault!"
"We're gonna build the most beautiful football program in the world and Dickie Scruggs is going to pay for it!"
"Everybody wants to be us!"
"Move on!"