The three greatest inventions of man..

[MSUCostanza]

1. The wheel

2. The steam engine

3. March Madness on Demand.

That is all.

 

[Dawg in a pile]

I'm pretty sure DVR belongs in there somewhere.

 

[sabbaka]

and don't forget fake boobies

 

[saltybulldog]

or a navigation system.

 

[TheBigDA]

blowjobs on the list too. Getting not giving.

 

[Frances Drebin]

blasphemy

 

[Berserker.sixpack]

For gals ...</p>

Short skirts</p>

Makeup esp lipstick</p>

High heels</p>

All that makes a rather drab gal very presentable, expanding the gene pool.</p>

</p>

</p>

 

[QuaoarsKing]

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