The virulence of Admiral Akbar is strong ...

Shmuley

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Like most workplaces, mine is filled with female workers, the vast majority of which know **** about sports. And we've got a boatload of high school graduate level walk-on style college sports fans, the majority of which is affiliated with The Alliance. So I had to laugh when I walked into the breakroom and heard one of our elder statesmen secretaries (late 60s) telling the cadre of cackle bitches, "Can you BELIEVE that there's Ole Miss fans trying to get some Star Trek character as our mascot??!!?!??!"

Yes, she said 'Star Trek.' A 30 something corrected her, but it didn't seem to register or matter. As predicted, there will be any number of morons who believe this is real.

Not wishing to participate meaningfully in this silliness, but wanting desperately to contribute to this uber-*****'s sense of exasperation, I tossed this grenade: "Mrs. [redacted], I think the space character is a plot, a trap, if you will. I understand that the administration is using subterfuge to mask what they are actually planning, which is to put a BLACK MAN in the Colonel Reb uniform."

Good times.
 

Shmuley

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Mar 6, 2008
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Like most workplaces, mine is filled with female workers, the vast majority of which know **** about sports. And we've got a boatload of high school graduate level walk-on style college sports fans, the majority of which is affiliated with The Alliance. So I had to laugh when I walked into the breakroom and heard one of our elder statesmen secretaries (late 60s) telling the cadre of cackle bitches, "Can you BELIEVE that there's Ole Miss fans trying to get some Star Trek character as our mascot??!!?!??!"

Yes, she said 'Star Trek.' A 30 something corrected her, but it didn't seem to register or matter. As predicted, there will be any number of morons who believe this is real.

Not wishing to participate meaningfully in this silliness, but wanting desperately to contribute to this uber-*****'s sense of exasperation, I tossed this grenade: "Mrs. [redacted], I think the space character is a plot, a trap, if you will. I understand that the administration is using subterfuge to mask what they are actually planning, which is to put a BLACK MAN in the Colonel Reb uniform."

Good times.
 

jakldawg

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TBonewannabe

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have the Fighting Ackbars as their mascot. Where we have Bully on a doghouse, they could have Ackbar riding in on a spaceship.
 

Stansfield

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and then the end shall come and 'the sun shall be turned into darkness, and the moon into blood'
 

J-Dawg

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Shmuley said:
So I had to laugh when I walked into the breakroom and heard one of our elder statesmen secretaries (late 60s) telling the cadre of cackle bitches, "Can you BELIEVE that there's Ole Miss fans trying to get some Star Trek character as our mascot??!!?!??!"

Yes, she said 'Star Trek.' A 30 something corrected her, but it didn't seem to register or matter.
I'll be honest. I am in my 30's and couldn't tell youwho Admiral Akbar is. I had never heard of him before all of this crap.I've never seen Star Trek and never liked Star Wars, although my 8-year-old thinks it is cool. I have watched3 or 4 of the Star Wars movies, but it just doesn't floatmy boat.
 

PBRME

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bobbylabonte said:
Shmuley said:
So I had to laugh when I walked into the breakroom and heard one of our elder statesmen secretaries (late 60s) telling the cadre of cackle bitches, "Can you BELIEVE that there's Ole Miss fans trying to get some Star Trek character as our mascot??!!?!??!"

Yes, she said 'Star Trek.' A 30 something corrected her, but it didn't seem to register or matter.
I'll be honest. I am in my 30's and couldn't tell youwho Admiral Akbar is. I had never heard of him before all of this crap.I've never seen Star Trek and never liked Star Wars, although my 8-year-old thinks it is cool. I have watched3 or 4 of the Star Wars movies, but it just doesn't floatmy boat.
I'm at a loss for words.
 

615dawg

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I've seen the movies and can only remember the main, main characters.
 
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So we do have one thing in common.

Seriously, my son is eat up with it. Star Wars Legos, Light Saber, dressed up as Darth Vader for Halloween one year. My wife also likes the movies. I've never cared much for Sci-Fi. I can name 6-8 characters, but couldn't even tell you who is good or bad, or what the whole plot is.
 

PBRME

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lawdawg02 said:


/thanks, oh great hunter of deer, for the original fark.</p>
That is one of the best farks I've seen. Instant classic.
 

jakldawg

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The Admiral knew going here was a bad idea. It reminded him of the cantina and the unfortunate incident when he was a Lieutenant.