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There is a reason we are #1 and nobody is talking about it.... Sideburns

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bonedaddy401

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Even though our season has been broken down every way possible a new discovery has been made that may change college football.

Sideburns...

As you see in the photo below Dan is sporting a standard burn. We were 6-6 and people still weren't sold on if the young play caller was the man for the job.
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So this off season Dan started to look around for things to help our teams chances. Something different.... something innovative... something other coaches knew that he didn't.
We think he found it..... no side burns.

Jimbo Fisher
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Gus Malzahn
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As you can see the evidence is irrefutable. "Bama Burns" seem to be the key to success.


See the photo below. No sideburns = #1. No only has Dan gone no sideburns, so has Dak. Great move IMO.

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This has been discovered through tireless research done by a covey of longtime bulldogs. I'm glad Dan sacrificed fashion for wins. I think this means he stays at Mississippi State. He must love it here to go to this extreme for W's.

Here is some further evidence...

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Will Muschamp...Burns....fired

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Urban... slight burn = slight success.

Saban.. No Burns = Rings
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And Finally.... the nail in the coffin.
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I'll be chopping mine off this afternoon. I'm glad we have finally figured it out.



contributing research: dirtlegs
 
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rem101

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There used to be a good looking girl at bulldog cuts when I was in school. Not sure if money mike henig or tyson lee used her, but probably not. My guess is only wes carrol did.
 
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