The scene a ****** studio apartment in Oxford,MS....The main character of the drama is down to his last drop of alcohol, little does he realize he's about to consume his last drop and stumble into the Twilight Zone....
The man sits at his desktop with his internet explorer browser logged into OleMissSpirit.com...GroveHarderReb posts a plea to the man asking "How do the MOOU leghumpers have a good class this year?1?!!!"...The man looks at his bottle, birthday cake vodka. He takes a pull and types "None have committable offers ; )"..He drops his head and sighs..Suddenly a knock on the door. It's Coach Hugh Freeze with the Good Book in hand and gives a in tents tent revival-esque sermon on the Israelites wandering in the desert for 40 seasons, but seemingly finding the promised land for once a year in the late winter. Suddenly theres a loud crash...Out of the broken window comes a loud "YAHTZEE WE GOIN FISHIN"...A figure emerges, none other than Kris Kiffin who then steals the poor soul's Barry Manilow CDs and DiscMan...Yancy then feels at peace in the world..A man, committable offers, bass fish, and cd theft..Yancy Porter, forever in the Twilight Zone...
The man sits at his desktop with his internet explorer browser logged into OleMissSpirit.com...GroveHarderReb posts a plea to the man asking "How do the MOOU leghumpers have a good class this year?1?!!!"...The man looks at his bottle, birthday cake vodka. He takes a pull and types "None have committable offers ; )"..He drops his head and sighs..Suddenly a knock on the door. It's Coach Hugh Freeze with the Good Book in hand and gives a in tents tent revival-esque sermon on the Israelites wandering in the desert for 40 seasons, but seemingly finding the promised land for once a year in the late winter. Suddenly theres a loud crash...Out of the broken window comes a loud "YAHTZEE WE GOIN FISHIN"...A figure emerges, none other than Kris Kiffin who then steals the poor soul's Barry Manilow CDs and DiscMan...Yancy then feels at peace in the world..A man, committable offers, bass fish, and cd theft..Yancy Porter, forever in the Twilight Zone...
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