These commercials have got to go

[funKYcat75]

Sorry if this rustles one of our college insurance balls, but these two are the worst on local TV right now.

First, this mess.



I get that they don't want to alienate a large section of the state, based on their collegiate allegiance, but having this poussé say "both?" does nothing but exclude nearly everyone in the state. Who can truly say 'both' who isn't a giant moron?

Then there's this.



Ok. Play to the heart strings. I get it. But at least have these actors sing the song the way it is written. You can mess up the melody AND the rhythm at the end and expect to have intelligent people not notice.

Give me Merlene and Earlyne over these two hunks of crap any day.

 

[herodotus6]

We should all set fire to each others' **** that is insured by KFB, collect the insurance, and find another insurance company.

 

[Xception]

If you have to say both then just stfu and sell insurance

 

[Ukbrassowtipin]

Well I think he says both bc he's afraid he'll lose her if he says one and she likes the other. Which quite frankly if he likes the cats and she doesn't she's not worth being with.

However, she's wearing blue...and only a Louisville fan would say both. So, could be accurate.

 

[We-Todd-Did]

KFB must just have one guy in charge of advertising and he listens to country music for his ideas.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

And take flo and her ugly boring as hell not funny *** with them. Oh and don't forget trivago guy he's a douche along with match.com guy. Last but not least I'm glad to see Benedict Arnold aka the old Verizon new sprint guy back at work, next stop cricket

 

[BankerCat12]

Kroger commercial where douche drops his wife off and parks. He then starts mocking the figures that have the fan at the bottom and blow in the wind and dances to them. Wife walks up and gives him weird look then camera zooms out and they are both dancing to them. Gives me goosebumps...horrible commercial.

 

[BKH34]

RAPID ADVANCE
Helped my business grow
RAPID ADVANCE
They didn't say no
RAPID ADVANCE
I got approval in a day
RAPID ADVANCE
I got my money right away

^This one has taken the place of JD Wentworth in the rotation, and I miss JD Wentworth.

 

[LadyCat92]

Trivago guy can GTFO along with all of those Arby's commercials.

 

[TortElvisII]

Great commercials.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Trivago guy can GTFO along with all of those Arby's commercials.

Agreed. Trivago guy looks like he just fell off the wagon and caught a scorching case of herpes in Tiajuana.

 

[Kooky Kats]

"Safelite repair. Safelite Replace."

"1-877-Kars-4-Kids" can EAD.

 

[qwesley]

"1-877-Kars-4-Kids" can EAD.

ESPN radio better be getting good money from this one and the zippah snoring one for all the listeners that change the station.

 

[Ahnan E. Muss]

"Safelite repair. Safelite Replace."

The Safelite commercial that takes place at the Columbus Zoo parking lot, where the Safelite employee looks at the cracked windshield, says "Yeah, we can fix that," then proceeds to replace the entire windshield.

Wait, I thought he just said he could fix it? Why did he replace it? Who writes this crap?

 

[Kooky Kats]

"1-877-Kars-4-Kids" can EAD.

Now I know why this is so annoying...http://www.tabletmag.com/jewish-news-and-politics/188797/kars-4-kids-rakes-in-the-buckz

 

[TriangleUKCat]

Tennessee Trash guy.

Jesus Christ almighty what a gig that surely was.

 

[slick rick.ksr]

RAPID ADVANCE
Helped my business grow
RAPID ADVANCE
They didn't say no
RAPID ADVANCE
I got approval in a day
RAPID ADVANCE
I got my money right away

^This one has taken the place of JD Wentworth in the rotation, and I miss JD Wentworth.

I need cash now

 

[Festivus Miracle]

Nothing tops the terrible lawyer commercials in the Nashville market. Bart Durham? Made by middle schoolers, it seems.

 

[jameslee32]

Posting them is not exactly making them go away.

Buh-bye Bon Jovi!

 

[420grover]

Nothing tops the terrible lawyer commercials in the Nashville market. Bart Durham? Made by middle schoolers, it seems.

I got ran over by a semi. Now, I'm a dance instructor.

 

[herodotus6]

Posting them is not exactly making them go away.

Buh-bye Bon Jovi!

HEY! It's the power to turn back time!

 

[anon_aawvduncd4ay0]

"You gotta risk it, to get the biscuit" - some **** TX house flipping show

 

[bigblue11_rivals177692]

Auto Owners Insurance. Runs all the time on the SEC Network and ol' dude is the epitome of a douche.

 

[TortElvisII]

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[herodotus6]

For three years, this commercial has flooded the broadcast in eastern Kentucky, they just change the vehicles advertised. This song died three years ago, this commercial should have too.

 

[UKCats_1019]

"You gotta risk it, to get the biscuit" - some **** TX house flipping show

Come to post this.

Money, money, money, No more like Stop it, stop it, stop it.

 

[We-Todd-Did]

KFC's "extra crispy Colonel Sanders" commercial is flat out creepy. The Colonel has a sex offender vibe going.

 

[Strokin_Bandit]

The Sonic guys.

 

[BlueBleedingMarine]

The Honda singing choir commercials

 

[Phantom]

 

[LadyCat92]

Rod Hatfield commercials on the radio. They are awful. Throw in the Magic Vapor Shop guy to top it off. When he comes on, I literally change the station.

 

[Crushgroove]

"ATTENTION WOMEN WITH CERVICAL CANCER... " every 20 minutes on every-other talk radio station. I always wonder if some female listener with cervical cancer or someone who has lost someone to cervical cancer really appreciates being reminded of cervical cancer so often.

I kinda like the magic vapor shop guy. He's very anti-establishment these days.

 

[BlueRunner11]

Well I think he says both bc he's afraid he'll lose her if he says one and she likes the other. Which quite frankly if he likes the cats and she doesn't she's not worth being with.

However, she's wearing blue...and only a Louisville fan would say both. So, could be accurate.

Dated a UL fan once....once. Never again. One of them needs to run away fast.

Living out west, I really miss all the local KY commercials on tv and the radio despite how cheesy some are.

 

[Wall2Boogie]

Shaq seems to of sold out nicely to the general, now if the general would total his car and did it with flo in the passenger seat

 

[Wall2Boogie]

Bring him back

 

[Wall2Boogie]

I thought I had seen it all, then this. So now you can say my **** don't stank

 

[herodotus6]

I thought I had seen it all, then this. So now you can say my **** don't stank

Meh, there are pills you can take that supposedly make your farts and **** smell like flowers and other scents. Those are ahead of the curve of this spray.

Imagine tongue punching a fart box and the chick has to pop one off. Now, you can just dig in deeper and enjoy the aroma coming out of that starfish.

Truly, a time in which I wish Billy Mays was still around to sell us this fantastic product.

 

[Nubb16]

I wouldn't date a non cats fan. Real talk. **** maybe that's the problem with me and my ex wife lol

 

[buckethead1978]

lol indeed my friend

 

[tallkat70]

Hate this BK Bacon King commercial, it makes me change the channel when it comes on. I mean I really hate it to where I'm borderline angry when I see it.