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Wall2Boogie

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Heres a few things to get the list going as I know the responses will be priceless;

1. Drivers who live in the passing lane only to be passed by everyone in every other lane
2. Being at the drive thru and the family of 6 just got their **** and instead of pulling forward to check their order they sit at the drive thru for 5 minutes to ensure its correct.
3. The dumbasses who are too lazy to park in a parking spot at the gas station so they pull right out in front and block traffic
4. ****** posters(yes I know I'm included)
5. All Burger King commercials. I wish they would catch food poisoning.
6. Liberty insurance-specifically the you named your car brad god I wish she would total her next Toyota
7.coupon people- you have 90 coupons for 40 items you take way too long.
8. Ebt people- you sobs are getting your lobster and steak while I'm getting my Swanson chicken meal for a dollar FU.
9. Anything on MTV specifically that show next. What's god awful ****** show. I work 3rd shift usually and that god awful show was on. What a piece of **** I hope they cancelled it.

That's a start. What pisses you off?
 
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LineSkiCat14

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Being unaware of others in public. All from this week, stuff like
  • Don't stand 3 inches behind me while we wait at Chipotle. Or sit so close to me in the giant 20-person hottub that our feet keep touching. Back up.
  • Don't ask a million questions at the post office when there's 10 people behind you and we are all on a short lunch break. Don't bring up every single aspect of your job in a 1/2 hour team meeting.
  • Parking like an idiot making it difficult for others to park next to you.
  • Don't bring your hacking/coughing kid to work and let him run around hacking/coughing on everything. Put him under your desk or something..
  • Protesting because of election results, or protesting in general, causing a work blockage.
  • Singing with headphones on so we all have to listen to your ****** voice and ****** music selection.
  • Sitting on a gym machine talking on the phone for 20 minutes, Make eye contact with other patrons who clearly want to use the equipment, finally get called out by myself and promptly whine to the gym staff (yep, that happened).
That's why you have a house, to be a total self-centered d-bag. But when you're out in public, try to remember you're an insignificant POS and to think of others around you.
 
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WildcatfaninOhio

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In general, people that are oblivious to the fact that they are in other peoples' way, or are too slow and won't move.

- the couple that sit on the stairs at a crowded house party. Or stand in a doorway.
- the idiot that doesn't understand that you are not allowed to hold the left lane.
- the people that leave their shopping cart in the center of an aisle.
- people that walk slowly down the center of a crowded sidewalk.
- people that stand and ride the moving sidewalk at the airport.
- people that take 47 items through the U-Scan checkout
- the people that enter 5 transactions at the drive thru ATM. During the day when the bank lobby is open and tellers are available to help.
 
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ekywildcat_rivals26726

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One car in each lane of a two lane drive-thru, and for some reason I always get behind the one that can't decide, while three go through the other lane. The last time this happened, we finally get to the pay window, and the hussy sticks her phone out the window to scan, WTH? After about three tries, they finally get it. With luck like this, it's no wonder I've never won the lottery.
 
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JasonSpear said:
that forked piss stream that completely misses the toilet from either just waking up in the morning or just after busting a nut.
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I was going to say there really isn't anything that gets me too worked up, then I read this and said yep, that ticks me off, now I have to wipe off the floor and seat or whatever else I just peed on.
 
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BankerCat12

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People that speed out in front of you off a side street when no one is behind you. They then slow down once they know you aren't going to hit them. Hoping these people live a miserable life.

Clients that call me 30 seconds after I don't answer the first time. I didn't answer for a reason. That reason didn't change in the last 30 seconds.

The drive-thru with 2 lanes and the fat lady in the other lane doesn't know the unwritten rules of every other car and moves forward behind the car in front of her. I doubt the L Coke and Big Breakfast helps you around the waistline.

Millenials (?)

People at the grocery that leave their cart in the middle of aisle and walk away looking for something. Why?
 
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Tskware

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- TV and radio commercials that get REALLY LOUD

- in game reviews of close calls which take more than 30 seconds. GD it, Johnny Unitas and Jim Brown and Pete Rose and every other great athlete played their whole careers without one, if the guy misses a call, that's life, but the review of every freaking call for five minutes just makes . . . games . . . last . . . F O R E V E R and sucks the life out of the stadium
 
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mrhotdice

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Wall2Boogie said:
Heres a few things to get the list going as I know the responses will be priceless;

1. Drivers who live in the passing lane only to be passed by everyone in every other lane
2. Being at the drive thru and the family of 6 just got their **** and instead of pulling forward to check their order they sit at the drive thru for 5 minutes to ensure its correct.
3. The dumbasses who are too lazy to park in a parking spot at the gas station so they pull right out in front and block traffic
4. ****** posters(yes I know I'm included)
5. All Burger King commercials. I wish they would catch food poisoning.
6. Liberty insurance-specifically the you named your car brad god I wish she would total her next Toyota
7.coupon people- you have 90 coupons for 40 items you take way too long.
8. Ebt people- you sobs are getting your lobster and steak while I'm getting my Swanson chicken meal for a dollar FU.
9. Anything on MTV specifically that show next. What's god awful ****** show. I work 3rd shift usually and that god awful show was on. What a piece of **** I hope they cancelled it.

That's a start. What pisses you off?
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Anyone who burns or destroys the American flag.
 
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Wall2Boogie

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Fn cell phone guy. I know we are all guilty of doing it but when the douchebag in front of you on the highway is blatantly doing it and swerving in and out of lanes so he stays connected really pisses me off. I wish he would total his whip while he makes sure his girlfriend is happy he's texting while driving. There is never a cop around when that **** goes down
 
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thebluestripes

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1. People "most likely testosterone deficient" that whine moan and act like 3 year olds because their political turd didnt win the election Its ok to be sad, but you still have responsibilities and obligations, well unless you're a "low life goof ball". 2. People who think black lives matter more than other lives
3. People who take over 2 selfies a day
 
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Wall2Boogie

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thebluestripes said:
1. People "most likely testosterone deficient" that whine moan and act like 3 year olds because their political turd didnt win the election Its ok to be sad, but you still have responsibilities and obligations, well unless you're a "low life goof ball". 2. People who think black lives matter more than other lives
3. People who take over 2 selfies a day
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Good call only selfies! I hate that damn word and the people who take them non stop are total douchebags
 
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People who ***** about having nothing but do nothing about their situation to improve it. They expect everyone else do help them out. Didn't someone above also mention millenials?
 
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Xception

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JasonSpear said:
I've found the best technique is if you suspect there's gonna be a fork, kinda pinch the end of your shaft to compress the urethra and increase exit pressure of the piss. Increased pressure usually makes it one solid stream and then when you feel you're in the clear you can let go and piss normally.

Either that or do a rapid succession of pinch, release, pinch, release like a lawn sprinkler. Usually de-clogs the hose.
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Thanks for the tips , I always thought it was just a big pecker side effect . My wife would be like COME ON CANT YOU AIM THAT THING?!? And I would be like GOSH , THIS BIG PECKER IS GIVING ME FITS !!! Having a plan changes everything
 
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Xception

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1. Going into a gas station and someone scratching off lotto tickets at the counter , then wanting to cash in to buy more . How about you buy them , scratch them and come back .
2. If I'm in the passing lane and you get on my bumper there is no scenario known to man that will make me get over , back off and I'll get over
 
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H. Lecter

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Some good ones on here for sure. First of all if you ride my *** I hit the wiper fluid. But spilling my beer whether it's a good beer or a coors light pisses me off.
 
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rmattox

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Growing old and....
1. Having to wake up at least 3 times every night to urinate;
2. Running out of Cialis and my Canadian pharmacy tells me it will be 12-15 days until my next batch comes in;
3. Since no Cialis, no erection EXCEPT the 3 times each night I'm awakened by a rock hard shaft in my underwear that won't let me sleep..;
4. Making the stroll to the bathroom in the dark, eyes closed with the cat doing figure eights around my feet.... Having to wedge aforementioned rock hard shaft under the commode seat to make sure the stream makes it into the bowl and not on the wall, floor, or the damned cat that continues to be between my legs...
5. Ah...but seemingly all would not be lost...thinking "Hmm...rock hard shaft...wife in bed....why not try to rouse her???....Except by the time I've walked the 15 feet back to my bed, rock hard shaft has returned to its normal Mr. Limpy form.
 
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jameslee32

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I'll tell you what pisses me off. All those people Trump trolls, insults, molests or bully's. They are such losers! They are a disaster!!
 
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