Things that piss you off

[crazyqx83_rivals88013]

Other day driving on 2 lane road guy passes and goes maybe 500 feet and puts on left hand turn signal causing me to have to stop. I blew my horn entire time the idiot waited for 4 or 5 cars to come by. Guy should have been beaten.

This. and people that turn left from the normal lane when there is a center lane to turn from.

People that cut across reynolds road from thr mall to get to the turn lanes towards new circle and end up blocking both the straight lanes towards lansdowne because they want to jame their way into the turn queue with 30 cars behind them.

People that intentionally block intersectiins (mostly on nicholasville) so that can be 20 seconds earlier to the NEXT stoplight.

People that go to the drive thru teller or gas pump and stop at the rear tube/pump leaving the one in front of them open/unusable. I've gone around and backed into the pump and thrn proceeded to take my sweetass time at thr pump andbin the convenience store just to make sure these jerks are aware of what an assbag they were. I long for thr day this happens at then the gas truck pulls in behind them so they can't pull out. I'll go have a 30 minute conversation with the driver about dirt or some other insignificsnt topic.

As you can tell, my faith in humanity has been lost by encountering humans in their motor vehicle.

 

[We-Todd-Did]

Anyone who burns or destroys the American flag.

I hate when "patriotic" people wear clothing with the flag on it. You're not honoring the nation when you wear the flag as a damn do-rag or spend the day blowing farts through your Faded Glory flag shorts.

 

[Chase4UK]

In no particular order.
1. I hate it when my butlers don't show up on time, and I have to answer the door and let the maids in myself.
2. I hate it when the f'n movers leave their fingerprints on my new 100-ft sailboat.
3. I hate it when they only let us have 2 steaks and 2 servings of lobster before games at Rupp now. With tickets just 2 rows off the floor, you'd think they'd feed us better than that.
4. I hate it when other drivers get pissed at my limo driver for staying in the left lane at 65 mph. They can go around us. I like the left lane since it seems to be a smoother ride.
5. I hate it when I waste millions on a political candidate who then loses leaving me with nothing to show for my donation.
6. I hate it when half of my girlfriends can't hang out with me cuz they had to do a photoshoot on a beach in the Caribbean.
7. I hate coming on here and having to read about what you poor people hate. If you don't like my Burger King restaurant, you are free to go to one of my other restaurants.
8. I hate when the lady who wipes my a$$ forgets to trim her fingernails.
9. I hated waiting for my assistant to type this stuff. She takes way too long.

 

[Chase4UK]

[laughing]

Some day I'm gonna steal this post and use it on another board.

I hate when people steal my posts and use it on another board.

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

People who don't understand the First Amendment. "What do you mean I can't yell 'FIRE' in a crowded theater?!"

 

[TruBluCatFan]

People who don't understand the First Amendment. "What do you mean I can't yell 'FIRE' in a crowded theater?!"

And people who claim message boards violate their 1st Amendment rights by moderating their posts. Used to see that a lot around here in the early days.

 

[Captain Forehead]

Trains!

 

[KyCatFan_rivals45723]

The drive-thru with 2 lanes and the fat lady in the other lane doesn't know the unwritten rules of every other car and moves forward behind the car in front of her. I doubt the L Coke and Big Breakfast helps you around the waistline.

I hate when there are 2 cars in each lane and you hang back a little until you see which lane moves first and some douchebag comes in the back entrance and jumps straight in the far lane and ignores the line that is already waiting from the normal entrance.

 

[BlueVelvetFog]

Fat, young people on motorized scooters

 

[mhroe1984]

Two things...

1. When I go to the driving range and crush the ball 200 yards right down the middle then go to the course and hit everything but the fairways and greens.
2. Co-workers who always think they're sick and rarely show up to work, then when any type of promotional opportunity comes up, they're the most outspoken about how they should get the job.

 

[Guess Who]

I hate commies and any foreigner or "American" that hates and disses USA!

 

[jedwar]

When KFC gave me original recipe instead of Nashville hot last week and I didn't realize it till I got home. Haven't been that mad in a while.

Attention whores.

 

[Midway Cat]

When KFC gave me original recipe instead of Nashville hot last week and I didn't realize it till I got home. Haven't been that mad in a while.

You, sir, must live a charmed life.

 

[UKserialkiller]

Gays
White People
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Community Volunteers
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Old People
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AI
Gandhi
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Florence Nightingale
Orville and Wilbur Wright
Genghis Khan
Alexander
Jesus
Mary
Julius Cesar
Cleopatra
The Sumerians
The Akkadians
Noah
Satan
Zeus

 

[H. Lecter]

When my wife speaks without permission. When she doesn't raise the toilet seat.
When she walks in front of the tv to take my plate and/or bring me my beer.
Seriously tho, when I get in the car and it says 7 miles to empty. Next time I'm gonna put a dollar in it and bring it back saying 2 miles to empty

 

[H. Lecter]

Gays
White People
Black People
Christians
Asian People
Middle Eastern People
Community Volunteers
Lesbians
Transgenders
Muslims
Hindus
Indian People
Amish
Borat
Illegals
Puppies
Kittens
Baby Animals
Earth
Venus, Mars, Saturn, Mercury, Pluto, Jupiter, the Moon
The Sun
Jews
The International Space System
Old People
Millennials
Baby Boomers, Gen X, and Gen Y
Hispanics
Women
Men
AI
Gandhi
Mother Teresa
Florence Nightingale
Orville and Wilbur Wright
Genghis Khan
Alexander
Jesus
Mary
Julius Cesar
Cleopatra
The Sumerians
The Akkadians
Noah
Satan
Zeus

Cleopatra was a ***** but cmon dude. Amish? Really...

 

[UKserialkiller]

Cleopatra was a ***** but cmon dude. Amish? Really...

They're on the list aren't they?

 

[herodotus6]

Not guarding the backdoor cut has me pretty redassed right now.

 

[UKGrad93]

Fantasy football experts with their sleeper picks that are complete garbage.

 

[H. Lecter]

They're on the list aren't they?

Yeah they are. Damn Amish are showing up everywhere! They're starting to piss me off

 

[Kooky Kats]

Busted K's, checkerboards and milquetoast.

 

[H. Lecter]

Busted K's, checkerboards and milquetoast.

Crooked J's, pinstripes, and queefs.

 

[MegaBlue05]

1. People who refuse to use turn signals.

2. People who don't understand left turn vs. right turn vs. straight across right-of-way rules.

3. Interjects politics into everything guy.

4. Interjects religion into everything guy

5. People who come over to "watch the game" and do nothing but yammer on about useless BS to the point I can't enjoy the game.

 

[15seconds?]

dog walkers that don't clean up after there dog.

 

[420grover]

Gays
White People
Black People
Christians
Asian People
Middle Eastern People
Community Volunteers
Lesbians
Transgenders
Muslims
Hindus
Indian People
Amish
Borat
Illegals
Puppies
Kittens
Baby Animals
Earth
Venus, Mars, Saturn, Mercury, Pluto, Jupiter, the Moon
The Sun
Jews
The International Space System
Old People
Millennials
Baby Boomers, Gen X, and Gen Y
Hispanics
Women
Men
AI
Gandhi
Mother Teresa
Florence Nightingale
Orville and Wilbur Wright
Genghis Khan
Alexander
Jesus
Mary
Julius Cesar
Cleopatra
The Sumerians
The Akkadians
Noah
Satan
Zeus

So you only like transexual Eskimos?

 

[UKserialkiller]

So you only like transexual Eskimos?

Absolutely. Transexual Eskimos are cool because of their necro-bestiality with dead seal fat.

 

[Kooky Kats]

dog walkers that don't clean up after there dog.

Where dog?

 

[BBdK]

Produce Bags :uzi:

 

[thebluestripes]

Good call only selfies! I hate that damn word and the people who take them non stop are total douchebags

agreed, people need to stop the douchery

 

[Wall2Boogie]

agreed, people need to stop the douchery

It's funny I am a big fan of the first 48 on A&E and they had a guy in there that took a selfie of himself in the homicide room before being interviewed. Needless to say he was found guilty and sentenced to life but it was absolutely pitiful

 

[UKserialkiller]

agreed, people need to stop the douchery

My GD wife takes a selfie every effing second. Quite embarrassing. She'll take a selfie with a brick wall, because "one of the different colored bricks looks cool"

 

[Tskware]

- in game reviews of close calls which take more than 30 seconds. GD it, Johnny Unitas and Jim Brown and Pete Rose and every other great athlete played their whole careers without one, if the guy misses a call, that's life, but the review of every freaking call for five minutes just makes . . . games . . . last . . . F O R E V E R and sucks the life out of the stadium

And right on cue 1st quarter of the UK game, UT’s QB was pushed out right on the goal line. Had to stop to review whether he scored, or whether it was “only” first and goal from the 1 yard. After determining it was not a touchdown, they then reviewed the very next play, a line plunge that almost got in. So after another two-minute review, they again decided no touchdown and put the ball down at the 6 inch line where Tennessee promptly scored easily.

All of that in a situation where Tennessee scored easily in the first quarter of a game that eventually lasted right at four hours. Is it really all that critical at that point in the game? Just shoot me now . . .

 

[TortElvisII]

Gays
White People
Black People
Christians
Asian People
Middle Eastern People
Community Volunteers
Lesbians
Transgenders
Muslims
Hindus
Indian People
Amish
Borat
Illegals
Puppies
Kittens
Baby Animals
Earth
Venus, Mars, Saturn, Mercury, Pluto, Jupiter, the Moon
The Sun
Jews
The International Space System
Old People
Millennials
Baby Boomers, Gen X, and Gen Y
Hispanics
Women
Men
AI
Gandhi
Mother Teresa
Florence Nightingale
Orville and Wilbur Wright
Genghis Khan
Alexander
Jesus
Mary
Julius Cesar
Cleopatra
The Sumerians
The Akkadians
Noah
Satan
Zeus

Cleopatra was a ***** but cmon dude. Amish? Really...

 

[Guess Who]

The left coast of California, Oregon & Washington. I shouldn't have to explain it either.

 

[Tinker Dan]

Gays
White People
Black People
Christians
Asian People
Middle Eastern People
Community Volunteers
Lesbians
Transgenders
Muslims
Hindus
Indian People
Amish
Borat
Illegals
Puppies
Kittens
Baby Animals
Earth
Venus, Mars, Saturn, Mercury, Pluto, Jupiter, the Moon
The Sun
Jews
The International Space System
Old People
Millennials
Baby Boomers, Gen X, and Gen Y
Hispanics
Women
Men
AI
Gandhi
Mother Teresa
Florence Nightingale
Orville and Wilbur Wright
Genghis Khan
Alexander
Jesus
Mary
Julius Cesar
Cleopatra
The Sumerians
The Akkadians
Noah
Satan
Zeus

Mr. Bunker I used to love your show.

 

[MegaBlue05]

The left coast of California, Oregon & Washington. I shouldn't have to explain it either.

I'm guessing your opinion of the west coast is similar, but opposite, of mine about the confederacy and the bulk of the Louisiana Purchase?

 

[ukfan03]

Liberals that protest. Actually liberals in general piss me off.

 

[crazyqx83_rivals88013]

1. People who refuse to use turn signals.

2. People who don't understand left turn vs. right turn vs. straight across right-of-way rules.

3. Interjects politics into everything guy.

4. Interjects religion into everything guy

5. People who come over to "watch the game" and do nothing but yammer on about useless BS to the point I can't enjoy the game.

People who use words like "yammer"

 

[shutzhund]

Anyone who burns or destroys the American flag.

Or sits or kneels during the National Anthem. Monkey see, monkey do.

 

[Rupp'sRunt]

I've always liked tits. So anything except for tits annoy me