Things that piss you off

thebluestripes

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It's funny I am a big fan of the first 48 on A&E and they had a guy in there that took a selfie of himself in the homicide room before being interviewed. Needless to say he was found guilty and sentenced to life but it was absolutely pitiful
Sounds like he got off lucky, there should be laws on the books about taking selfies in such circumstances.
 
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thebluestripes

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My GD wife takes a selfie every effing second. Quite embarrassing. She'll take a selfie with a brick wall, because "one of the different colored bricks looks cool"
Oh I know I have a few in my family that do that "snapchat". It simply drives me crazy watching peple do such things
 
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Wall2Boogie

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Sounds like he got off lucky, there should be laws on the books about taking selfies in such circumstances.
It was classic I'm sure u can find the clip on you tube he's smiling real big as if he just won the lottery so he came go show the homies his new selfie on fb
 

thebluestripes

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It was classic I'm sure u can find the clip on you tube he's smiling real big as if he just won the lottery so he came go show the homies his new selfie on fb
I'll see if I can find it, I've never seen the show, but might have to check out a few episodes to see what its like. Anyways, that's a fitting way for a gigantic doucher to get caught
 

BlueVelvetFog

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  • When you turn around or walk through a door and get an ear bud caught in something. The ear bud gets ripped out of your ear(s). Makes me black out and want to commit manslaughter
  • Mowing grass. Never understood why some like doing it.
  • Ugly lesbians. It like "what's the point"?!?
  • Facebook posts about 13 or 26 mile marathons. Congratulations on your future bad knees and heart issues. At least you have the powder blue ball cap and skeletor legs going for you.
  • Reality shows in general.
 
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Old people who drive super slow getting up to the speed limit and when they get there, they either won't exceed it at all or go below the speed limit. Your old and you don't have many years left so why waste them and take forever getting from place to place?
 

BlueVelvetFog

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Loud women in general. Football games, kids baseball games, in public whatever. Stick a sock in your pie hole. It's not attractive
 
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Thanks for the tips , I always thought it was just a big pecker side effect . My wife would be like COME ON CANT YOU AIM THAT THING?!? And I would be like GOSH , THIS BIG PECKER IS GIVING ME FITS !!! Having a plan changes everything

Just do the Superman and you don't have to worry about a 2 streamer or morning wood.

 

Cawood86_rivals

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Folks in public who talk on their cell phones like they are by themselves.
Drivers from Ohio. Will not under any circumstance get out of the passing lane....:chairshot:
Going to Walmart for any reason.
The 2-3 hour pre-game shows for any NFL game. The 8,100 analysis shows during the week about every play in every game.
Grown men and women who dress up and wear face paint to any sporting event.
 
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UKserialkiller

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-The term "Sunday funday"

-People who don't say thanks if you hold a door for them

-People who skip lines in traffic and cut over at the last minute

-Scheduling meetings w multiple people

-People talking on cell phones in elevators

-People with multiple orders in front of me at places like qdoba

-Crowded grocery stores


Damn, we're identical
 

UKGrad93

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I'm sure you can find safe space somewhere on Univ Colorado's campus.
University email:

The Chief Diversity Office would like to invite you to the Holding Space gathering TODAY, Wednesday, November 16, 2016 from 11:30 am-1:30 pm in IMU 347. This is an informal event where people can come and go throughout the 2-hour timeframe. Our goal is to provide a place for you to express yourself, reflect, and have a voice about the past week through writing. On site, we will have a “Hear the Hurt” wall where attendees will be invited to anonymously share their thoughts, concerns, and hopes for the future on post-it notes. Light refreshments will be available.


Healing community is about self-care, connection, and listening. The Holding Space is a way for faculty and staff to process in community with others and continue being successful in the work that they do. Hope to see you there!


#HearTheHurt
 
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UKserialkiller

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University email:

The Chief Diversity Office would like to invite you to the Holding Space gathering TODAY, Wednesday, November 16, 2016 from 11:30 am-1:30 pm in IMU 347. This is an informal event where people can come and go throughout the 2-hour timeframe. Our goal is to provide a place for you to express yourself, reflect, and have a voice about the past week through writing. On site, we will have a “Hear the Hurt” wall where attendees will be invited to anonymously share their thoughts, concerns, and hopes for the future on post-it notes. Light refreshments will be available.


Healing community is about self-care, connection, and listening. The Holding Space is a way for faculty and staff to process in community with others and continue being successful in the work that they do. Hope to see you there!


#HearTheHurt

Thanks, friend.
 
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UKserialkiller

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Pisses me off that ChuckinDen didn't vote Trump. Dunno why that pisses me off, but it did.

Another thing that pisses me off is when people stop in the middle of walkways in the grocery store. Middle of the aisle. Between two floor displays or hoarding the end of an ailse at GD end cap.

I go to Whole Foods for a reason. To escape the poor world. I don't give a **** about your local grocer and how great it is. F*** you. I'll go to Whole Foods and deal with it at more cost.

F*** you.
 

BlueVelvetFog

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Holiday travelers who get on the roads then ***** about the traffic and hassle--knowing they've done it for the last 15 years.
Congrats, you turned into what you hate, dumbass.
 
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mashburned

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Mar 10, 2009
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Some dude in my neighborhood that's been chopping up a tree or something since 8am. I hope he's chainsawing bodies. There is no damn reason to be doing whatever he's doing right now unless his freedom depends on it. Get some pie and stfu.
 
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MegaBlue05

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Guy who yells at teenage cashier because he's too dumb to figure out the Uscan.

Guy who tells you how much everything he owns costs - from TVs to bottles of water.