What a bunch of cucksWhite people that wear shirts apologizing for slavery, as though they played a part in something that happened 200 years ago.
Things that piss you off
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Drivers who follow you closely while texting as a visual aid because they can’t be bothered with continually steering. Go fk yourself
I keep slowing down until they get annoyed and pass, once dropping to 25 in a 55 to shed a dumbass.
I keep slowing down until they get annoyed and pass, once dropping to 25 in a 55 to shed a dumbass.
I didn't learn to drive in Europe. The proliferation of roundabouts in the US sucks ***
adding trueblujr2 to the list of things that piss me off...How about people who go through the Drive-thru and place like 3 separate orders or place an order for a carload of people plus the crowd of people back home waiting for food. If you're ordering for more than 2 people park your damn car and go inside to place the order.
Even if I'm just ordering for myself, If there's a line of cars more than 4 or 5 deep, I go inside to order. In most cases, I'll take note of the last car in line, then when I leave, see them still sitting there 3 cars behind the guy ordering enough food for his kids birthday party.
While we're at it. Spent time in some airports this week. Some Etiquette lessons are in order.
- Dudes. Wear MF'n shoes that cover your feet. Not flip flops. Not your Birkenstocks. Cover your damn gnarly finger toes with some shoes.
- Dudes. and yes its ALWAYS dudes. Stop your self righteous "Look at me and how important I am" pacing while talking extra loudly about your GD business that nobody gives a **** about into your bluetooth earpiece. F'n douchebags. dude sitting right next to me on the plane, as soon as it lands, planes pretty much silent, nobody talking, Immediately he gets on the phone and starts yammering loudly through his headphone mic because his damn ears are plugged and he can't tell how loudly he's talking.
- Moving walkway...don't take a leisurly stroll down the moving walkway while holding hand with your old man side by side oblivious to the wizzed off guy behind you who would like to get by your slow ***. (that wizzed off guy wasn't me.) I saw that trap and decided not to use the moving walkway. I beat them to the other end. I wish I had the right to clothesline them as they came off though.
I get that , just say the prayer no need to try to score points
Except they probably don’t even pray, just wanted the credit.
Yeah that’s a good one I just want oatmeal but I have a freakin baseball team ahead of me , that and the double drive thru lanes is just a recipe for rage , I get nervous every time
They put a couple rab's in Newport a couple years back. Shortly thereafter, saw a guy backing out of one because he had no clue which direction to go - he was going wrong way. Dam funny to watch.
Not impressed, mo##er fu#ker!
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Having to listen to en Espaniol Press Numeruo E doso . Automated phone systems are bad enough, but now I have to listen to them in two languages. SPEAK ENGLISH M’FER!!!
People that drive their Jaguar into the front of my truck and then speed off like nothing happened. Only they have a very conspicuous personalized license plate.
***** returned to the scene after about 5 minutes and told the cop that she wouldn’t want me to have to pay for the damages to her Jag. Uh hu. You’re car swerved into my lane. Dumb *****.
***** returned to the scene after about 5 minutes and told the cop that she wouldn’t want me to have to pay for the damages to her Jag. Uh hu. You’re car swerved into my lane. Dumb *****.
Had that **** happen to me before. The dude literally did a pit maneuver on me and took off. Called the police and they couldn’t find him.
Know this will probably piss off some here, but my #1 above everything , and yes I'm a white 60+ year old man...Abortion! It's murder! Don't want to get pregnant.... be responsible enough to make sure you are doing things to keep from getting pregnant.
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Irresponsibility is rampant these days. Drug addicts, lack of morals, and little ambition seems to have taken over.
First: when someone names a sports team a name that does not end in "s" or "x" (which sounds like s").
Second: When newspaper/magazine writers that take a singular noun and treat it like a plural noun simply because it represents a group of people. For example:
Suppose the Miami Heat wins a game. The headlines should read, " Heat wins..." not "Heat win..." No matter how you spin it or use it the word heat, when used as a noun is SINGULAR and requires a singular verb. We don't rewrite grammar because some idiot names a team a crappy name.
Respectfully,
Second: When newspaper/magazine writers that take a singular noun and treat it like a plural noun simply because it represents a group of people. For example:
Suppose the Miami Heat wins a game. The headlines should read, " Heat wins..." not "Heat win..." No matter how you spin it or use it the word heat, when used as a noun is SINGULAR and requires a singular verb. We don't rewrite grammar because some idiot names a team a crappy name.
Respectfully,
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Destination and odd Weddings.
I have 7 weddings from now until end of 2019. Two are destination (with destination bach parties) and another one is December 22nd, the Sunday before Christmas. Of those 7 weddings, 5 are in the next 3 months.. there goes my Summer.
A wedding is a special day for you and your significant other.. not to inconvenience your friends and family so you can save money. Don't make me the bad guy because I don't want to spend $2,000, 2 days of PTO, take four flights and a 2 hour bus ride through the jungle.
I have 7 weddings from now until end of 2019. Two are destination (with destination bach parties) and another one is December 22nd, the Sunday before Christmas. Of those 7 weddings, 5 are in the next 3 months.. there goes my Summer.
A wedding is a special day for you and your significant other.. not to inconvenience your friends and family so you can save money. Don't make me the bad guy because I don't want to spend $2,000, 2 days of PTO, take four flights and a 2 hour bus ride through the jungle.
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The most dangerous scenario on the highway is a Mom driving a mini-van with a bunch of unruly kids while talking on the phone.
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Along with the "I'm a victim attitude" of the perpetually offended.
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I was wondering when someone was going to bring this up. It amazes me how people can spend an eternity at an ATM. I figure that they're either trying to figure out why they're overdrawn or attempting a transaction in another language just to be cute.
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You forgot to mention that a Gay Pride Parade is allowed but the National Guard is not allowed to march in parades because of PC Attitudes.
You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other
People, here, in the trailer park.
Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're
Good Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe
Watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick
Back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer. They're good, fine people,
Stuart. But they don't know ... what the ****** are doing
To the soil!
You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers
In the neighborhood. He's a foreign kid. Some of the neighbors
Say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.
Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl.
Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never
Ask for anything else as long as I live." So the guy
Breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.
Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's
The Wurster kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
You looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
The burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
Think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?" Now Stuart, do you
Think a kid like that is going to know what the ****** are
Doing to the soil?
I first became aware of this about ten years ago, the summer
My oldest boy, Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival comes into
Town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride
Called The Mixer. The man said, "Keep your head, and arms, inside
The Mixer at all times." But Bill Jr, he was a DAAAREDEVIL, just
Like his old man. He was leaning out saying "Hey everybody,
Look at me! Look at me!" Pow! He was decapitated! They found
His head over by the snow cone concession.
A few days after that, I open up the mail. And there's a pamphlet
In there. From Pueblo, Colorado, and it's addressed to Bill, Jr.
And it's entitled, "Do you know what the ****** are doing to our
Soil?"
Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city,
There's a big undeground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa,
For an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart.
You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government
Says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on,
Stuart. I know it's the ******. They're in it with the aliens.
They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to
God.
You know what, Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other
People, here in this trailer park.
People, here, in the trailer park.
Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're
Good Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe
Watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick
Back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer. They're good, fine people,
Stuart. But they don't know ... what the ****** are doing
To the soil!
You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers
In the neighborhood. He's a foreign kid. Some of the neighbors
Say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.
Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl.
Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never
Ask for anything else as long as I live." So the guy
Breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.
Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's
The Wurster kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are
You looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl."
I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows
The burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you
Think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?" Now Stuart, do you
Think a kid like that is going to know what the ****** are
Doing to the soil?
I first became aware of this about ten years ago, the summer
My oldest boy, Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival comes into
Town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride
Called The Mixer. The man said, "Keep your head, and arms, inside
The Mixer at all times." But Bill Jr, he was a DAAAREDEVIL, just
Like his old man. He was leaning out saying "Hey everybody,
Look at me! Look at me!" Pow! He was decapitated! They found
His head over by the snow cone concession.
A few days after that, I open up the mail. And there's a pamphlet
In there. From Pueblo, Colorado, and it's addressed to Bill, Jr.
And it's entitled, "Do you know what the ****** are doing to our
Soil?"
Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city,
There's a big undeground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa,
For an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart.
You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government
Says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on,
Stuart. I know it's the ******. They're in it with the aliens.
They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to
God.
You know what, Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other
People, here in this trailer park.
We have the reincarnated willy, but it’s not the same. That man is a national treasure
Aliens that drive 65 MPH in the left lane on a roadway that has a 70 mph speed limit. :boxing:
Aliens that drive rock trucks 75 mph dropping rocks all over the road. :uzi:
Aliens that tailgate on the roadways. You're [poop]
Aliens that ignore the "Right Lane Closed" sign and zip on by in the right lane...you Aliens SUCK THE MOST! :thumbsdown:
Aliens that drive rock trucks 75 mph dropping rocks all over the road. :uzi:
Aliens that tailgate on the roadways. You're [poop]
Aliens that ignore the "Right Lane Closed" sign and zip on by in the right lane...you Aliens SUCK THE MOST! :thumbsdown:
There is literally nothing that pisses me off more than ******** driving slow in the left lane. I lose my **** every time it happens. Don't know why.
I haven't read the entire thread (yet) but I despise the lazy f***s who don't return their shopping carts to a proper location.
Lazy, worthless, inconsiderate, POS!!!!!!!!!
Lazy, worthless, inconsiderate, POS!!!!!!!!!