Things you learned from 80s movies?

[KingOfBBN]

If you put on glasses, you’re automatically a nerd and smarter.

Everyone knows martial arts.

Billy Zabka is the bad guy in every teen movie.

It was common to put jeans on bare ***.

If you want to win the girl and save her grandfather’s property, you usually had to win a water skiing contest..

 

[Cawood86_rivals]

Everyone lived in a Chicago suburb

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Everything.

 

[TortElvisII]

Mess with the bull you get the horns.

Mia Sara did not age well.

 

[TortElvisII]

The moo's sure can party.

 

[funKYcat75]

Don’t wager on getting someone to date someone else for any reason. It will not end well.

 

[_ukcat]

From '79 but close.

 

[Kooky Kats]

Molly Ringwald had the same facial expression for being bewildered, pissed or slightly horny.

That and Matthew Broderick is a complete douchebag.

 

[-Mav-]

I learned that it is possible to synthesize excited bromide in an argon matrix — it’s an excimer, frozen in its excited state.

 

[JamesIII]

You can rip a pipe off the ceiling, throw it through a guy, and steam will come out.

 

[warrior-cat]

1/4 of the movies were about ski schools. "Whata the f*** is ah Chineesa Downhill"

 

[-Mav-]

The crane, if done right, cannot be defended.

 

[funKYcat75]

The crane, if done right, cannot be defended.

And the ‘no kicks to the face’ rule doesn’t apply.

 

[-Mav-]

Contrary to intelligence reports, the MiG-28 does not have a problem with its inverted flight tanks, and actually can do a negative-G pushover.

 

[TheShowKiller]

Mortgage companies accept payment in stolen jews from abandoned pirate ships.

 

[ZakkW]

Super hot babes can become reality if one wears a bra on his head and connects a doll to jumper cables.

 

[Strokin_Bandit]

- Don't ever cross the streams.

- Jimmy will make it.

- Lea Thompson has a fetish for water fowl.

- Bigfoot exists and spent a couple of months living with John Lithgow's family.

- If you put gunpowder in a gaping flesh wound and light it on fire with a road flare, not only is the wound carterized, it makes it sterile as well.

 

[TortElvisII]

Dewey Oxberger is a lean mean fighting machine.

 

[-Mav-]

- Don't ever cross the streams.

Unless, that is, you need to kill a giant marshmallow man terrorizing your city.

 

[Strokin_Bandit]

Unless, that is, you need to kill a giant marshmallow man terrorizing your city.

There are always extenuating circumstances.

 

[UKwizard]

Mortgage companies accept payment in stolen jews from abandoned pirate ships.

Shindler's List was in the 90s.

 

[Elbridge]

The Flux Capacitor and who really invented rock n roll.

 

[Glenn's Take]

To be the ball.

 

[WKBlu]

Every 80s movie had at least 3 cringe worthy corny moments like this

 

[Get Buckets]

I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?

 

[Get Buckets]

Also, pain don’t hurt.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

That when the paper boy wants his $2 he will go to great lengths to hunt you down relentlessly on his bicycle in an effort to collect. It's almost as if you'd be better off dead.

Also...that Loyd would say anything to avoid following a normal career path.

I don't want to sell anything, buy anything, or process anything as a career. I don't want to sell anything bought or processed, or buy anything sold or processed, or process anything sold, bought, or processed, or repair anything sold, bought, or processed. You know, as a career, I don't want to do that.

 

[TortElvisII]

The Dalai lama is the seventh son of the lama. And he is a big hitter.

Wang is Jewish.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

That there's a new sheriff in town...and his name is Reggie Hammond.

Y'all be cool...right on!

 

[Rebelfreedomeagle]

Be kind! Rewind!

Otherwise, the butthole night guy, Jeff, would stick you for a dollar on the next rental.

 

[warrior-cat]

I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?

Good one.

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

That a $1 bet on a social experiment is all it takes to ruin one man's life and make another man rich.

 

[warrior-cat]

What do you little sex maniacs want to do now?

 

[Kaizer Sosay]

Not to get caught watching the paint dry whilst running the picket fence play.

 

[ZakkW]

A well-placed clever/witty/ironic one-liner before or after killing someone makes violent death hilarious.

 

[TortElvisII]

Go ahead, make my day.

 

[CondorCat]

"Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."

 

[Tinker Dan]

That it is bad to steal Jobu’s rum, very bad.

Oh and Bob Euchre always gets the best parking and/or seats......

 

[UK_BlueBlood]

If you inquire about women’s panties and make small talk with the hot chick behind the lingerie counter at the mall, she will lift her skirt and demonstrate how you “can’t see the line.”

You can make a submarine launch out of the water so as to cause a torpedo lose its targeting on your submarine. [Technically 1990, but close enough]

You can escape from a straight jacket by purposefully dislocating your shoulder. You can then fix your shoulder by slamming it against a concrete pillar.

Carpe diem

 

[ThwKentuckyKid]

Never engage in coitus in a car parked in the woods. Also if you are running from a slow walking killer, just don't trip, they close in on you fast.