Things you would rather do than see the unc cheater u tar heel win in anything.

[skysdad]

I'd rather drink turpintine and piss on a brush fire than see the unc cheater u tar heels win in anything. OFC

 

[PixelDevil]

I’d rather see Kentucky win than see them win

 

[skysdad]

I’d rather see Kentucky win than see them win

All Duke fans feel this way. OFC

 

[IPSYCHOSIS]

mow the neighbors lawn

 

[hart2chesson]

DRINK A PINT OF CASTOR OIL.....

OFC

 

[FearTheBeard_rivals208808]

Watch every episode of the Kardashian show.

 

[FearTheBeard_rivals208808]

Go to a job interview and list graduate of UNC AFAM studies on my CV.

 

[CRAZIE4LIFE]

Become a vegetarian

 

[BlackKnightNut]

Listen to Nancy Grace speak. Now that's bad...

 

[Tlass]

Have Len Elmore, commentate my sons lacrosse games.

 

[Mac9192]

Become a police officer and have Ipsy as my partner, and go into a dangerous situation with him having a loaded firearm.

 

[OldasdirtDevil]

I'd rather drag my old *** over 9 miles of broken glass from Durham to Chapel Hill, while being run over by Roy's bus on the way, to wait 14 hours in line with a bunch of sweaty jocks to sign up for an AFAM class.

I'd rather be locked in a padded cell with Gary7, and his coaching mafia, pouring over charts of blown assists and missed calls by scum refs while DSouth practices his filibuster skills.

OFC

 

[Hurley22]

I would rather get in a round table basketball debate with guru Gary and Yates then see them win.

 

[PixelDevil]

I would rather get in a round table basketball debate with guru Gary and Yates then see them win.

Oof, that might be a thread winner right there.

 

[dopeshop23]

Cover myself with raw steaks a run through a hungry lion pride.

 

[dopeshop23]

Get Rick rolled by Skysdad ahhhhgain!

 

[meisperplexed]

Let the kids stay on my lawn.

 

[skysdad]

I'd rather drag my old *** over 9 miles of broken glass from Durham to Chapel Hill, while being run over by Roy's bus on the way, to wait 14 hours in line with a bunch of sweaty jocks to sign up for an AFAM class.

I'd rather be locked in a padded cell with Gary7, and his coaching mafia, pouring over charts of blown assists and missed calls by scum refs while DSouth practices his filibuster skills.

OFC

LOL. What a great post. Gonna be hard to top that. OFC

 

[500HP_Devil]

hemorrhoidectomy

 

[skysdad]

Eat potted meat sandwiches with hart2chesson. OFC

 

[dukesince91]

I'd rather drag my old *** over 9 miles of broken glass from Durham to Chapel Hill, while being run over by Roy's bus on the way, to wait 14 hours in line with a bunch of sweaty jocks to sign up for an AFAM class.

I'd rather be locked in a padded cell with Gary7, and his coaching mafia, pouring over charts of blown assists and missed calls by scum refs while DSouth practices his filibuster skills.

OFC

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

 

[CRAZIE4LIFE]

hemorrhoidectomy

WOAH!

 

[skysdad]

I'd rather fart loud in church during the prayer and made everyone hold their breath because I ate potted meat sandwiches with hart2chesson the night before and everyone knowing it was me. OFC

 

[skysdad]

Get Rick rolled by Skysdad ahhhhgain!

You know you love being rick rolled. OFC

 

[dukedevilz]

I'd rather go shopping with the wife for 7 hours - and then watch back-to-back chick flicks than see UNC win.

 

[skysdad]

I'd rather go shopping with the wife for 7 hours - and then watch back-to-back chick flicks than see UNC win.

That's tough but I agree. I could do that for an unc cheater u loss. OFC

 

[FearTheBeard_rivals208808]

I'd rather drag my old *** over 9 miles of broken glass from Durham to Chapel Hill, while being run over by Roy's bus on the way, to wait 14 hours in line with a bunch of sweaty jocks to sign up for an AFAM class.

I'd rather be locked in a padded cell with Gary7, and his coaching mafia, pouring over charts of blown assists and missed calls by scum refs while DSouth practices his filibuster skills.

OFC

That last one might make me say “Uncle” after long enough. Sounds HORRIBLE!

 

[gottagonow]

I would rather have my hemmorid ripped out by a nude 400 pound female wrestler with hairy armpits.

 

[Laettner15]

Listen to Dan Dakich say anything

 

[christophero]

Was so mad when Gonzaga lost to them. The 7 footer on Gonzaga missed about 5 lay ups that night. Prob. more than he missed all year.

 

[gottagonow]

I would rather have my hemmorid ripped out by a nude 400 pound female wrestler with hairy armpits.

Damn I hate UNCheats and foolish plays.

 

[skysdad]

Watch those annoying family blogging on you tube with my wife. OFC

 

[QC Dukie]

OT......why isn’t cheater u in the champions classic??

 

[skysdad]

Watch "The View " every single day of the week all year long. OFC

 

[skysdad]

OT......why isn’t cheater u in the champions classic??

hof coach roy williams turned them down. OFC

 

[LetsGoDuke83]

Theres literally nothing more depressing than them winning, god that fanbase is annoying especially living in NC

 

[GTHC_ GTH!]

I’d rather listen to Doug Gottleib.

 

[FearTheBeard_rivals208808]

I’d rather listen to Doug Gottleib.

I’d rather trust him with my credit cards.

 

[QC Dukie]

I miss jbsmoove. I wonder what he’s up to?

 

[germantondevil]

I would rather be dragged through broken glass butt naked than see UNCheat win at anything