Think I've seen this before on here, but appropriate to bring it back this week:

[The Peeper]

For those staying at home this weekend instead of going to the game, but you want to get the full feel of being at the Junction tailgating, here's your answer. Turn on the t.v., grab a cold beverage, turn Jack on the radio and hang one of these under your ceiling fan:

http://www.mcphee.com/shop/products/Corn-Dog-Air-Freshener.html