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ArcherSPS

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have you ever put gold bond on your junk for those hot september games? I personally love gold bond.
 

AFDawg

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How do you organize your sock drawer? I try to keep blacks, blues, browns, and whites separate. (I'm sure you can relate, Ladycici.) but I don't bother to match them beyond that until I put them on.
 

Optimus Prime 4

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I recently threw every pair of socks I owned away

(Aside from a few pairs of non-black dress socks) I then bought all new stuff that is identical. As in I have one brand of ankle socks, one kind of tube socks, and one kind of black socks, so they all match with no effort. White socks get one drawer, colored ones the other, because my socks are racist. This honestly is one of the best things I've ever done.

Highly recommended.
 

LiterallyPolice

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(Aside from a few pairs of non-black dress socks) I then bought all new stuff that is identical. As in I have one brand of ankle socks, one kind of tube socks, and one kind of black socks, so they all match with no effort. White socks get one drawer, colored ones the other, because my socks are racist. This honestly is one of the best things I've ever done.

Highly recommended.

I have one big drawer for my socks and undies and it was a mess. So just a couple weeks ago, I put a shoe box in the middle dividing the drawer into 3 sections: Athletic socks, dress socks, and undies. It's so beautiful.

TL; DR: Trifurcating my sock drawer has changed my life.
 

Dawgbite

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If you have never tried Monkey Butt Powder

have you ever put gold bond on your junk for those hot september games? I personally love gold bond.
You don't know what you are missing! It makes Gold Bond feel like saw dust.
 

MSUDawg25

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(Aside from a few pairs of non-black dress socks) I then bought all new stuff that is identical. As in I have one brand of ankle socks, one kind of tube socks, and one kind of black socks, so they all match with no effort. White socks get one drawer, colored ones the other, because my socks are racist. This honestly is one of the best things I've ever done.

Highly recommended.

Damn, that sounds like what I need to do. Just get rid of them all. I bet I have sixty pairs of socks and I only wear ten or twelve. A sock drawer overhaul is in my near future. However, I can't condone the sock segregation. Typical bear ********.
 

Optimus Prime 4

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It's very liberating. I don't have to pair them but can reach in a drawer and know with full confidence that any two short socks I pull out will be a perfect match. It's like knowing that every cheese stick will be nice and gooey and full of cheese, not hollow and empty, like Mutt's soul.

And my drawers are separate but equal in size.
 

DerHntr

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(Aside from a few pairs of non-black dress socks) I then bought all new stuff that is identical. As in I have one brand of ankle socks, one kind of tube socks, and one kind of black socks, so they all match with no effort. White socks get one drawer, colored ones the other, because my socks are racist. This honestly is one of the best things I've ever done.

Highly recommended.

Did almost the same thing about a year ago. Brown, black, white and then ankle. One brand for the dress socks. One brand of the white and one for the ankle. Life is so much better. I probably threw away 30 pairs.

I also threw away all of my undershirts and bought new ones. I did that again almost exactly a year later. So worth it.
 

AFDawg

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That sounds like a great idea. (I didn't peg you as an owner of racist socks since your rabbit isn't wearing a confederate flag bikini.)
 

hatfieldms

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This is a good idea

I have way too many random socks lying around with no match
 

dorndawg

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Must be nice to make millions from a website so you have the skrilla to just throw away good socks and buy more***
 

coach66

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You obviously haven't used Boudreaux's Butt Paste

what an experience