This golden nuggett from Crooms is just too good....

Coach34

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"We had another one in for Arceto (Clark), but after they sort of nailed that one, the third one, we thought we'd stay away from that. Even on the sweep we ran with him, previously, that edge had been, there was nobody over there, but they got smart and they changed that up. Some other things we had for him, the way they played the slot when he was in the slot, they totally changed up the way they played that. It took some of the things we saw in their games, previous, all season, they took them away in this ballgame so we veered away. We had to make some adjustments."

Hey Crooms, next time why dont you try not saying a damn word about putting in some trickeration or using a previously unused player- secret plays are just that- a secret. Also, teams adjust week to week. Be prepared to counter any possible adjustments that you believe a team could make against your 7 offensive plays.</p>

I cant imagine how much other defensive coaches laugh when they watch film preparing for us. You know they go stumbling out of the film room laughing and make the offensive coaches come look.....How they keep a straight face with the team when they give them a printout on tendencies must be so damn hard</p>
 

was21

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like asking "Phillip" to critique his team and talking with "Nick" about the redshirting business...."you know...I'm in the exclusive "club" with them...me and 9 other guys"...we're really something else and none of you belong to it"...hell, I PARTY with Phillip and Nick"...you Mississippi peons just don't get it...I'm a "Big Shot."
 

Indndawg

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"Like to speak Bobby please.."
"And whom may I ask is calling"
"Uh Coach Crooms"
.".....(snicker)... please hold"
"Coach Croom!"
"Bobby needs some advice about KY"
"Coach I've tried it and its good st...."
"uh no, Kentucky and did you get our game tape"
"yeah got it, right here"
"well..............watcha think?"
"well, coach to be honest, think yall needin sum bulldog magic and some performance enhancers...I know a doctor up around Amory that can hook you up"
"you reckon he could hook me up too, ya know been kinda goin down with da missus...if ya know what i mean (yuck yuck)"
"hey Bobby what cha think about that play w/Clark...pretty good huh?"
"yeah coach, its great, now about that OC job yall got.."
"Gonna 'nounce that afta the Egg Bowl"
"Try not to phuck that one up Sly.."