this is a direct result of this wildly inconsistent strike zone

[Shamoan]

...might as well go ahead and get on the bus. we aint winning this game tonight....the umps dictated that in the 3rd.

 

[Xenomorph]

The strike zone doesn't make you throw it at the bull.

 

[57stratdawg]

And Collins not using his chest to block up balls in the dirt.