Start with a screen shot taken during the last 26 seconds, where he holds the randall tex cobb pose. Drop the pic of HD6 from his webzine articles over top. And then drop in the caption, "It's TIME to DOMINATE, ANNIHILATE and ASSASSINATE this pork loin !!!!"
Bobby Hall should coach there- they only want to win the district and beat the teams in the county.
I'm afraid to ask, but I'm pretty sure that he went to their cafeteria to snap some pictures of those players.
I would say that there's about a 80% chance that this guy wears body paint and sits in the student section at the Knox City High School football games and the girls reference him as "the creepy old guy with no teeth and a sweat ring around his shirt."
That was most cardiovascular activity he has participated in since he was a back up special teams player for Knox City High School.
Away games are much tougher. So what if the game takes place on the opposing team's field/turf?<div>
</div><div> Oh, right. He covered that...</div><div>
</div><div> Rock and Roll up your ***!</div>