This is funny....

op2

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I wonder if maybe she didn't really want to be First Lady but thought DJT wouldn't win so it didn't matter if he ran. For that matter I bet Trump too was surprised he won.
 

atlkvb

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He ain't getting any.

Dude you know you wish you could tap THAT ***!

You're lying if you don't at least want to.

Daumm!!!!!!!


You saw those Saudi Shieks checkin' her out didn't 'ya?

She's smokin' hot!

Maybe this is why you and some of the Leftist Trump haters really resent him? He gets to roll up at night in the White House with her and you have your reality.
 
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Dude you know you wish you could tap THAT ***!

You're lying if you don't at least want to.

Daumm!!!!!!!


You saw those Saudi Shieks checkin' her out didn't 'ya?

She's smokin' hot!

Maybe this is why you and some of the Leftist Trump haters really resent him? He gets to roll up at night in the White House with her and you have your reality.

They live in two different places. She chooses not to live with him. She pushed his hand away. Who could blame her? I don't think anyone would want that fat tub of orange lard on top of them.
 

rog1187

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They live in two different places. She chooses not to live with him. She pushed his hand away. Who could blame her? I don't think anyone would want that fat tub of orange lard on top of them.
You like your lard to non-orange?
 

Mntneer

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How do you all not know it's her telling Donald, in her thick accent, "Donald... you do not hold hand like baby... you strut in front.... like man.... like big burly.... orange man.... not baby... holding hand.... but in front of woman.... grabbing ***** when need be."
 

rog1187

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How do you all not know it's her telling Donald, in her thick accent, "Donald... you do not hold hand like baby... you strut in front.... like man.... like big burly.... orange man.... not baby... holding hand.... but in front of woman.... grabbing ***** when need be."
LOL I read that with her accent as well.
 

atlkvb

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How do you all not know it's her telling Donald, in her thick accent, "Donald... you do not hold hand like baby... you strut in front.... like man.... like big burly.... orange man.... not baby... holding hand.... but in front of woman.... grabbing ***** when need be."

that's hillarious!

Love the accent!:clap:
 

op2

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It's been awhile since a POTUS has gotten divorced while in office or maybe it has never happened. It would be interesting is that happened.
 

Mntneer

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It's been awhile since a POTUS has gotten divorced while in office or maybe it has never happened. It would be interesting is that happened.

****.... if Bill could keep from getting divorced after getting his knob polished in the oval office by an intern... Trump's got nothing to worry about.
 
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****.... if Bill could keep from getting divorced after getting his knob polished in the oval office by an intern... Trump's got nothing to worry about.

Look at trump. See how fat he is? See how hot Melania is? She will be rich regardless. Why stay with the nauseating fatass? She has some of her best years of sex ahead of her. No need to waste it.
 

op2

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Look at trump. See how fat he is? See how hot Melania is? She will be rich regardless. Why stay with the nauseating fatass? She has some of her best years of sex ahead of her. No need to waste it.

She's probably go something going on with one of the Secret Service guys guarding her.
 

DvlDog4WVU

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They live in two different places. She chooses not to live with him. She pushed his hand away. Who could blame her? I don't think anyone would want that fat tub of orange lard on top of them.
So when she moves into the White House after Baron finishes the school year, what will the story be then?
 

bamaEER

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They live in two different places. She chooses not to live with him. She pushed his hand away. Who could blame her? I don't think anyone would want that fat tub of orange lard on top of them.
I'm thinking she has a very satisfied pool boy.
 

bamaEER

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Dude you know you wish you could tap THAT ***!

You're lying if you don't at least want to.

Daumm!!!!!!!


You saw those Saudi Shieks checkin' her out didn't 'ya?

She's smokin' hot!

Maybe this is why you and some of the Leftist Trump haters really resent him? He gets to roll up at night in the White House with her and you have your reality.
Pretty obvious he's not rolling up to nothing.
 

atlkvb

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What woman would want to stay with a Man who had a barely past teenage years young girl on her knees under the big Oak desk in the White House sucking on his dong? Inside THE WHITE HOUSE???????

And she didn't file for divorce from that cretin?

I almost want to say she deserved what she got with him, but I'm sure their Marriage was a very unusual pre-nup that included her one day being in the White House herself maybe having something similar being done to her by some other young unsuspecting Female?


Trump screwed up the pre-nup.
 

atlkvb

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He's a lucky man, whoever he is. She's a sexy woman for sure. A Cougar/MILF by any definition of the word.

Melania is just smokin' hot. You're not normal if you don't want to touch that *****!
 

dave

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They live in two different places. She chooses not to live with him. She pushed his hand away. Who could blame her? I don't think anyone would want that fat tub of orange lard on top of them.
She is staying in NY so the child they had together can stay in school but dont let facts get in the way of your lunacy.
 

dave

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Compared to that fat moo moo and kankles Laura Bush an Melania are primo.
 
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Dude you know you wish you could tap THAT ***!

You're lying if you don't at least want to.

Daumm!!!!!!!


You saw those Saudi Shieks checkin' her out didn't 'ya?

She's smokin' hot!

Maybe this is why you and some of the Leftist Trump haters really resent him? He gets to roll up at night in the White House with her and you have your reality.

She is such a wholesome, wonderful Christian woman. She really loves the Lord. She is a wonderful Christian role model for our American Christian young ladies. All of the religious right love her. She restores grace and dignity to the White House. God bless her. I'll bet she is on her knees right now....praying of course.
 

DvlDog4WVU

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She is such a wholesome, wonderful Christian woman. She really loves the Lord. She is a wonderful Christian role model for our American Christian young ladies. All of the religious right love her. She restores grace and dignity to the White House. God bless her. I'll bet she is on her knees right now....praying of course.
Shocker, another liberal hating on a beautiful, successful, classy, and extremely intelligent woman. Casts negative aspersions towards her by conflating perceived Christian morality generalities on her.

Man, you just live those liberal values. In fact, you epitomize PATX's generalities about you all. Quite funny and you don't even realize it.
 
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Shocker, another liberal hating on a beautiful, successful, classy, and extremely intelligent woman. Casts negative aspersions towards her by conflating perceived Christian morality generalities on her.

Man, you just live those liberal values. In fact, you epitomize PATX's generalities about you all. Quite funny and you don't even realize it.

Why does it sting you like a little ***** when I point out hypocrisy? Did you vote for trump? Must have.
 

dave

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Why does it sting you like a little ***** when I point out hypocrisy? Did you vote for trump? Must have.
Funny how I called you a ***** 4 hours ago and now you say this. Keep proving to me how much I hurt you.