This is why you hate Auburn

615dawg

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From their Scout board regarding MSU.

I'm not so sure they are better. Utah state bought a big strong power back that was hard to bring down and an experienced O-line.
<span style="font-style: italic;">Has this guy ever followed SEC football? Our OL is one of the most experienced in the SEC, sans one position. And Utah State's RB is no Ballard or Perkins. Hell, Relf.

</span>USU is MUCH MUCH better offensively than MSU.
<span style="font-style: italic;">Really? Croom isn't our coach anymore, jackass.

</span>Their QB is very good and has better skills or equal to Relf.
<span style="font-style: italic;">Yep. That's why he is the starting QB at a 4-8 WAC team and Relf is a three year starter in the SEC.

</span>Absolutely not.. And we win as usual. They are Mississippi State and we are Auburn.
<span style="font-style: italic;">That matters so much.

</span>What's the saying about the most improvement is between week 1 & 2?
<span style="font-style: italic;">Yep. That's a saying and it only applies to Auburn. There is no possible way MSU can improve from Week 1 to Week 2.

</span>We looked bad against Arkie St. last year. We'll be fine.
<span style="font-style: italic;">Yeah, but not as bad as you did yesterday. </span>

MSU is so sure they will win, especially now, that they are looking past us to LSU. Maybe it was our strategy to get them overconfident.
<span style="font-style: italic;">I can guarantee you that Dan Mullen will never have a team as ready as the one you will face Saturday. And if you really believe that last part, I feel sorry for your children.

</span>remember,they ARE STLL mississippi state and that is all that they will ever be
<span style="font-style: italic;">Yep. That's all we will ever be.

</span>I feel we can almost score at will on them.
<span style="font-style: italic;">Just like you did last year, right?

</span>We played a base defense pretty much the entire game. We gave state nothing to prepare for.
<span style="font-style: italic;">In doing so you almost lost to a ****** Utah State team that you can keep telling yourself how good they are when they are 4-8 again this season. They were picked 7th in the WAC, by the way.

</span>The bigger question is if Miss St wins, will they have to vacate?
<span style="font-style: italic;">Nice one there, buddy.

</span>They offered money for Cam, so it stands to reason that
they've offered and/or paid other players. Where there's smoke, etc...
That's how it works, right?
<span style="font-style: italic;">You forget that Cam's father was the one admitting that he shopped his son to us, not that we offered money for him.
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drt7891

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MSU is so sure they will win, especially now, that they are looking past us to LSU. Maybe it was our strategy to get them overconfident.
<span style="font-style: italic;">I can guarantee you that Dan Mullen will never have a team as ready as the one you will face Saturday. And if you really believe that last part, I feel sorry for your children. </span><span style="font-style: italic;">

</span>They offered money for Cam, so it stands to reason that
they've offered and/or paid other players. Where there's smoke, etc...
That's how it works, right?
<span style="font-style: italic;">You forget that Cam's father was the one admitting that he shopped his son to us, not that we offered money for him. </span>
AU has not clue that the blood is already in the water from last year. We won't avenge the Rented Mule, but we'll revenge our ******** loss to them. Our team remembers last year... 75% of theirs doesn't (because they are freshmen) and the other 25% don't give a ****. They celebrated harder yesterday beating a 4-8 WAC team than they did their own rival last year. <div>
</div><div>Also, since they got Cam after we offered money makes so much sense, we'll just laugh that insult off. How big of a dubmass do you have to be for that not to make sense?</div>
 

drt7891

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We played a base defense pretty much the entire game. We gave state nothing to prepare for.
<span style="font-style: italic;">In doing so you almost lost to a ****** Utah State team that you can keep telling yourself how good they are when they are 4-8 again this season. They were picked 7th in the WAC, by the way.
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We even gave them some complete ********. They showed us exactly how you can beat them if you don't kill yourself first. They showed us onside kicks, 2 minute offense, 4th down and goal line offense, hell, even a fake. Let Mullen and Chizik make those calls... we gave them ******** from 20 freshmen after a 59-14 blowout win. They had to come from behind to win. They are so delusional, its downright comedy.
 

Incognegro

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They're **** they pulled last year and acting self righteous is 17n ridiculous. This season just seems like a disaster in the making for them and I can't wait for it to blow up in their face. These ******** deserve the ****** seasons they're going to get in the next few years and it's befitting at how much of a dickhead their coach is as well.
 

gtowndawg

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MSU is so sure they will win, especially now, that they are looking past us to LSU. Maybe it was our strategy to get them overconfident.

Yea, you almost had one of the most embarrassing losses in the history of college football just to lull poor ole Mississippi State into being overconfident. Please, I beg of you Auburn fan, call into your coaches show and ask if that was the strategy.
 

redbird4state

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They're so damn delusional that it's mind boggling. They STILL want to believe that somehow in a backwards *** universe we'll get in trouble with the NCAA and somehow they won't. That guy said they held back on defensive schemes so as not to reveal anything to MSU. Are you 17ing kidding me. Sure, you held back for MSU so you could lose to Utah State. It scares me what the human mind can convince itself of when backed up against a wall. I HATE Auburn. I seriously hate them twice as much as TSUN right now and I hope we beat the ever loving **** out of them, throwing an 80 yard touchdown pass at the end of the game to make the final score 60-3. If we get up on them big and Mullen takes the foot off the gas I will be pissed. 17 Auburn. 17 them.
 

champ.sixpack

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Hopefully they go buy some lube before kickoff bc the *** raping on the field will be one of epic 17ing proportions. I agree with what redbird4state said, 17 auburn. 17 them.
 
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<font class="Apple-style-span" face="Georgia">I literally said "WHAT?!?!" out loud to myself when I read these:</font><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="Georgia">
</font></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><font class="Apple-style-span" face="Georgia">"I'm not so sure they are better. Utah state bought a big strong power back that was hard to bring down and an experienced O-line."<br style="min-width: 0px; "></font></span></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="Georgia">
</font></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><font class="Apple-style-span" face="Georgia">"USU is MUCH MUCH better offensively than MSU."<br style="min-width: 0px; "></font></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><font class="Apple-style-span" face="Georgia">
</font></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><font class="Apple-style-span" face="Georgia">"I feel we can almost score at will on them."<br style="min-width: 0px; "></font></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); "><font class="Apple-style-span" face="Georgia">
</font></span></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="Georgia">They're chalking up the awful performance to jitters. Yeah, because "jitters" is why they gave up 225+ rushing yard to Utah State in their own backyard. "Jitters" don't give up 38 points and 450 yards to a team that was subpar in the WAC last year at home. Give me a break.</font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="Georgia">
</font></div><div><font class="Apple-style-span" face="Georgia">Do these clowns seriously not remember that we were a Leon Berry and/or Corey Broomfield dropped ball from taking out Fairley and the rented mule in the second game of the season? If they think for two seconds that we will not be more physical on both sides of the line of scrimmage than Utah State, then they are in for a rude awakening. I don't want to beat these guys; I want to absolutely throttle them. I'd take a win any way we can get it, but if we don't beat them by five touchdowns, I probably won't be fully satisfied.</font></div>
 

patdog

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And we win as usual. They are Mississippi State and we are Auburn.
In the last 20 years Auburn is 2-7 against MSU teams that finished the season with a winning record. And you can bet the house we'll finish with a winning record this year. Anyone who thinks for a second we're the same MSU as we were in 2001-2008 just hasn't been paying attention.
 

cowbell9

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....because, we will go up and down the field on them, at will. 38-20 us...and they should thank us for taking it easy on them.
 

AndyMSU

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Even throwing out the obvious rented mule and close game of last season there is one thing that I cannot dismiss....

They are the defending national champions....

To me this is sufficient to want to beat their 17ing asses into the ground until they cannot get up and ask for more!

Add Camgate and all the other intangibles to the fire and it is an all out bonfire for me (and this Texan understands a thing or two about bon-fires!).

Let's all raise a glass, Jaeger Bomb, or whatever you are drinking to lighting the plains on fire with revenge and to igniting a wild and crazy atmosphere for the visit from the corn dogs.... my only thoughts on LSU revolve around beating the snot out of Auburn BEFORE moving on to TRULY thinking about LSU!
 

CEO2044

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Eh, their one decent point- Utah State's QB was good. Not to take away from Relf, but I doubt they were expecting that.

With that said, all that says to me is they believe their D can be picked apart by a good QB.
 

bbqbully

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I'm older than the vast majority of you. I've hated the bastards since 1974. I was a sophomore when we beat them in Jackson and that ******* Shug Jerdan (or however you spell/pronounce his name)said that the cowbells made too much noise for his qb to call signals. He whined and cried tothe SEC to get the original cowbell ban passed. 17' em. I hope they lose every game in every sport they ever play. I hope they get a permanent death penalty for the Cam Newton debacle.