This may be a worn out subject, but Jack Cristil is a really nice guy...

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<span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">If anyone has a real heartwarming story about our icon of broadcast excellence, then I'd love to hear it.

Me and my gang (family of 5) made the trip to</span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Kentucky</span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">this past Tuesday and it was our first trip in a long time.

We got there early and reminisced about the good old days when the Dawgs would routinely "whip the stank" out of the</span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Kentucky</span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">football squad. And even how I got caught painting the crest at the</span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">SAE</span> <span style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">house on frat row….those were the days.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></p>

<span style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Of course we went to the game and had a great time, especially beating those obnoxious wildcats. They are almost the equivalent of Bama football fans. Obnoxious and dumb. The only difference is that most of them are not 50 pounds over weight and have most of their teeth..</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></p>

<span style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">After the game we were elbowing our way out of the stadium; lots of pushing and shoving, that is until someone grabbed my arm and dragged me through an opening. Much to our surprise our knight in shining armor was Jack Cristil. It was a heck of a deal to. Jack had seen us studded out in our Dawg gear and decided to help us out.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></p>

<span style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">In a way, Jack rolled out the red carpet by getting us out of the stadium in record time, and he even invited us to meet some of the players. We passed on that, but we did get our picture taken with him and Stansbury before they shot the coaches show.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></p>

<span style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Oh, and in case you don't know, Jack is a bit of a jokester too. He asked my 12 yo to pull his finger and when Jason did it, Jack ripped a fart louder than one that came from one of those fart machines.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></p>

<span style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">At that point it was just like Bon Qui Qui sez, "you have got to go!".</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></p>

<span style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma"> </span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 8pt; COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: Tahoma">Anyway, Jack Cristil is a fine man and it was a pleasure to meet him this past week.</span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="MARGIN: 0in 0in 0pt"></p>

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