Tiger Woods alleged mistress?

DAWGS1.sixpack

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no matter how hot, how good a body she has, etc. ......There's usually somebody, somewhere that's tired of tapping it!
 

BigBully

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No matter how good looking the chick is, she still strains on the big ones while sitting on the *******! BB
 

PBRME

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Hot yes.

$250 million at this point in my lifetime income cheating on my hotter wife hot?....17 NO!

If I'm going to screw around on the wife, it at least has to be a couple of steps up.
 

DerHntr

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<font color="#003399">Peter Gibbons</font>: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

<font color="#003399">Lawrence</font>
: I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.

<font color="#003399">Peter Gibbons</font>
: That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time?

<font color="#003399">Lawrence</font>
: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.

<font color="#003399">Peter Gibbons</font>
: Well, not all chicks.

<font color="#003399">Lawrence</font>
: Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.

<font color="#003399">Peter Gibbons</font>
: Good point.

<font color="#003399">Lawrence</font>
: Well, what about you now? what would you do?

<font color="#003399">Peter Gibbons</font>
: Besides two chicks at the same time?

<font color="#003399">Lawrence</font>
: Well, yeah.

<font color="#003399">Peter Gibbons</font>
: Nothing.

<font color="#003399">Lawrence</font>
: Nothing, huh?

<font color="#003399">Peter Gibbons</font>
: I would relax... I would sit on my *** all day... I would do nothing.

<font color="#003399">Lawrence</font>
: Well, you don't need a million dollars to do nothing, man. Take a look at my cousin: he's broke, don't do ****.
 

msudawg12

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he cheated on his hotter wife because the less hot but not doubt hot chick would give it up whenever he wanted it.
 

GhostOfJackie

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BigBully said:
No matter how good looking the chick is, she still strains on the big ones while sitting on the *******! BB
Girls don't ****... simple as that.

I've always heard it like this.

"No matter how good she looks, there's always someone somwhere who is sick of her ****"