Tiger woods incident, the official Chinese reenactment

codeDawg

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Nov 13, 2007
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<span id="temp-0"><span><span id="temp-1"><span>WTF? Very strange.

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patdog

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May 28, 2007
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Tiger was either trying to sneak out of the house to hook up with his new girlfriend or he and his wife were arguing about her and he tried to leave. His wife chased him with a golf club and smashed the back window of the SUV as he was trying to leave the driveway, causing him to hit the fire hydrant and then the tree. After he gets out of the car, she beats the **** out of him with the golf club (she may or may not have also hit him with the club before he got in the SUV). We'll never know for sure the true story, but I can guaran-damn-tee you my version isn't too far from the truth.</p>
 

UpTheMiddlex3Punt

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May 28, 2007
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He and his girlfriend got into an argument while driving down the interstate. He got out of the car and decided to run across the interstate. Needless to say he didn't make it and we had to get a replacement professor.