Tiger's Guilty

weblow

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After voicemails and text messages were released this morning, there was no way he could deny it.
 

weblow

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but they probably get married for the same reasons that someone with an average or below average income would get married.
 

seshomoru

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But how good is a pre-nup if it doesn't say something like "I don't owe you anything if I go around banging other chicks."
 

DawgatAuburn

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Never occurred to me until I heard the voice mail and heard him say "Hey, it's Tiger."
 

patdog

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Whatever the terms of the contract are is what will happen if/when the marriage ends. Whatever happens during the marriage, at the end of it she gets whatever the contract says she gets.</p>
 

weblow

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terms of the prenup. Attorneys have been trying for years to make the iron clad and they have not come up with a solution that is 100% fool proof. Most recently, attorneys have started bringing in both parties and having them video taped while reading the prenup and then sign on camera.
 

patdog

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But if the pre-nup is well-written, it will almost always stand up in court.
 

UpTheMiddlex3Punt

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Reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where the guy insisted everyone call him Maestro, even during lovemaking.

Then again, if you had to say "Hey, it's Eldrick," you'd probably stick with Tiger too.
 

GABully24

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Would any of this come out in the first place?

Yes, we may have eventually heard about Tiger getting divorced, but would we have heard about all these nasty rumors/details?
 

dickiedawg

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Which is based on TV shows like Boston Legal, it wouldn't be uncommon for a prenup to say just the opposite.
 

DawgatAuburn

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I think my dad probably called me "Sport" or something catchy like that, but I think it stopped by the teens. It's his deal though.....maybe it's part of the aura he has worked so hard to concoct. I know this much, it sounded a little childish on the voice mail.
 

patdog

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Just because your dad called you "Sport" on occasion when you were a kid doesn't mean it was your name then. Tiger's dad wasn't the only person who called him Tiger when he was a kid. Everyone called him that, and all the time (I'm guessing your dad didn't call you "Sport" every time he talked either to you or about you). You're really searching for something to ***** about Tiger if you're bitching about his damn name.
 

Xenomorph

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..who make up cute little nick names for themselves and bicker back and forth about sports all day while at work.
 

DawgatAuburn

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Calm down. I think it's odd for a 30something year old man to be called Tiger. That's it.
 

patdog

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It would have all come out anyway, but it wouldn't have been nearly the sensation it has been.
 

hidolahall

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Note to self.If you're an athlete/celeb.and your banging a hostess/actress making 25,000 a yr.Sooner or later she will tell her story to the media.</p>
 

AssEndDawg

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because I made the comment that if he wanted to cheat on his wife he should have married an homely chick. An homely girl can't just leave and marry another rich guy so she's going to hold on the the rich guy she's got no matter how much he $+%#* around. But a super model can dump your *** and be with another rich guy in a heartbeat. If you got tons of money and want a family, get a kinda nice but somewhat homely chick to breed with then pork all the supermodels on the side.

I thought this was sound reasoning. Dunno why the work babes were so offended.