Tim Tebow hits HR in first at-bat
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I'm sure the 18 year old, $20k a year pitcher was super impressed.
You know who else is in awe? His girlfriend. She watches him hit a 90 mph fastball with one stroke, but he can't hit her ****** with it right in his face.
Think of all the muff he's passed up on. It is one of the saddest thoughts a man can have. Like watching spilled beer dry in the harsh naked sun.
IdaCat just beat the **** out his dog.
No way that guy is really saving himself for marriage. Nobody does that
It really is sad and pisses me off. If God would of given me his talent l would have at least 4 kids by now.
HR in the game of baseball but a whiff in real life. Was dating a Miss Universe who wanted to F his brains out but he couldn't bring himself to do it.
http://thebiglead.com/2015/11/29/ti...-because-he-wouldnt-have-sex-with-girlfriend/
http://thebiglead.com/2015/11/29/ti...-because-he-wouldnt-have-sex-with-girlfriend/
HR in baseball but a whiff in real life. Was dating a Miss Universe who wanted to F his brains out but he couldn't bring himself to do it.
http://thebiglead.com/2015/11/29/ti...-because-he-wouldnt-have-sex-with-girlfriend/
He walks the walk. I commend him for that. In a world full of hypocrites, Tebow stays true to his word.
Plus, could you imagine what the press would have done to try and discredit everything he does or the charity work he does if they found out he slept with someone before marriage? His critics are constantly trying to find a way to bash him so I'm sure they would have jumped at the chance to question his character and credibility.
This is almost as impressive as when he walked on water and turned water into wine.
If he honestly is a 29yo virgin, I'm hesitant to make fun of him. It just breaks your heart to see clergy rob a man of one of the most fulfilling parts of life. You can't get your 20s back once they're past.
Porch lights on for Tebow's junk.
Porch lights on for Tebow's junk.
Shootin' fish? Hell, that mf'er can pick them up with his bare hands.
AndHR in the game of baseball but a whiff in real life. Was dating a Miss Universe who wanted to F his brains out but he couldn't bring himself to do it.
http://thebiglead.com/2015/11/29/ti...-because-he-wouldnt-have-sex-with-girlfriend/
And .... I'm not an elite athletic specimen and ex-professional athlete. Point is he was not hitting off of MLB caliber pitching. In fact, if they are in the Instructional League in September, then they're either right out of the draft or too bad to even play low A ball.
Tim Tebow in sports:Me in sports::My posting abilities:Your posting abilities
And..... he should have banged his Miss Universe girlfriend until he wore her out. Horribly wasted opportunity of a lifetime.
think of all of the poor, starving children in China who would've loved to have eaten all the pvssy Mr Tebow left on his plate. Shame on him.
Here it is to show off for Florida Gator fans
"Hunny, I just touched Tim Tebow's prostate. Go Gators!!!!"
