Came across this image randomly this a.m. and had a good laugh. I love the unintentionally funny subheads. What a total POS.
Time Flies When You're Full of Sh*t
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Came across this image randomly this a.m. and had a good laugh. I love the unintentionally funny subheads. What a total POS.
Since that was an August 2013 issue, I agree is it definitely random. But, it’s also appreciated. Any chance to talk crap about that dirt bag is a good thing.
"10 Tips for Hassle Free Mornings"
1. Make Laremy Tunsil sign a NDA
2.Keep Robert Nkemdiche away from Delta 8.
3.Use Euro encryption on your State issued phone for escort services
4. Use a burner phone when setting up high school students with Florida escorts
5. Don't use escorts services at all
6. If possible, avoid using fake funerals for motivational purposes
7. Go back in time, get a job delivering the morning paper on your banana seat bicycle to supplement your parents meager income to purchase braces to correct a severe overbite
8. Every morning, softly and sweetly whisper in your beloved Jill's ear, "my darling, work phones get hacked regularly"
9. When championing yourself as a slave of the Lord, make an effort to REALLY emphasize the scriptural account of Rahab, her profession, and how her hiding 2 spies was prophetic to hiding men from an infractions committee
10. If you find yourself debilitated on a gurney and wheeled into Jerry Fallwell's football stadium to pointlessly watch your team play, take your tennis shoes off.
Bonus tip: no matter how much she begs for it, never, EVER succumb to the temptation to DM a sexual assault victim to insinuate she is a liar.
1. Make Laremy Tunsil sign a NDA
2.Keep Robert Nkemdiche away from Delta 8.
3.Use Euro encryption on your State issued phone for escort services
4. Use a burner phone when setting up high school students with Florida escorts
5. Don't use escorts services at all
6. If possible, avoid using fake funerals for motivational purposes
7. Go back in time, get a job delivering the morning paper on your banana seat bicycle to supplement your parents meager income to purchase braces to correct a severe overbite
8. Every morning, softly and sweetly whisper in your beloved Jill's ear, "my darling, work phones get hacked regularly"
9. When championing yourself as a slave of the Lord, make an effort to REALLY emphasize the scriptural account of Rahab, her profession, and how her hiding 2 spies was prophetic to hiding men from an infractions committee
10. If you find yourself debilitated on a gurney and wheeled into Jerry Fallwell's football stadium to pointlessly watch your team play, take your tennis shoes off.
Bonus tip: no matter how much she begs for it, never, EVER succumb to the temptation to DM a sexual assault victim to insinuate she is a liar.
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