Time to get our sticks out to pound some beaver again
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Are the bad beaver puns really making anyone laugh?
I got sick of them after the first 10 minutes - I can only imagine what it's like to have to hear the same jokes over and over every year.
I got sick of them after the first 10 minutes - I can only imagine what it's like to have to hear the same jokes over and over every year.
Most puns serve to amuse the one making the pun. They don't have to be punny.
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"Sick of them" but felt compelled to join the conversation did ya, instead of just moving the cursor on down the page? I know, I know, its kind of like passing a wreck, you just gotta take a glance as you pass by...............
Tim Wilson says there are lots of different beavers....
Wet beavers, dry beavers. Big Beavers, small beavers. Tight beavers, loose beavers. Long-haired beavers, short-haired beavers. Beavers that smell good, beavers that smell bad. Long beavers, short beavers. Wide beavers, narrow beavers. Old beavers, young beavers. Happy beavers, sad beavers. Beavers that you can rub, beavers that you cannot get close to. Well beavers, sick beavers. Good looking beavers, ugly beavers. Momma beavers, daughter beavers. Northern beavers, southern beavers. Light-colored beavers, dark-colored beavers. Beavers that hiss, beavers that just slap their tails.
Just remember that no matter what kind of beaver you have, you always wonder if another beaver might be better.........
Wet beavers, dry beavers. Big Beavers, small beavers. Tight beavers, loose beavers. Long-haired beavers, short-haired beavers. Beavers that smell good, beavers that smell bad. Long beavers, short beavers. Wide beavers, narrow beavers. Old beavers, young beavers. Happy beavers, sad beavers. Beavers that you can rub, beavers that you cannot get close to. Well beavers, sick beavers. Good looking beavers, ugly beavers. Momma beavers, daughter beavers. Northern beavers, southern beavers. Light-colored beavers, dark-colored beavers. Beavers that hiss, beavers that just slap their tails.
Just remember that no matter what kind of beaver you have, you always wonder if another beaver might be better.........
