**** family (said in northern accent)
"They gave me the straight tails !11!!!1"
This is your winner, gents
You squish children with cancer like… THIS
Tim Walz is getting angry!
Dammit, hell'va time to get diarrhea !!!!
Kiffin reads the pack and wins the thread
I asked the doctor where it put my pants before my prostate exam. I didn't expect him to say on the counter by mine.