To Kill a Rumor

o_dawgman13

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The Avid Reader is not Huey Lewis but he is the bassist in the news


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HD6

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you walk under the Avid Reader's legs, it's 10 years bad luck.

The original scene in The Hangover had the guys walking into the bathroom and finding the Avid Reader, not a tiger. The directors thought the tiger was more believable.

There is an ancient saying in Vietnam "Các Avid Reader sẽ giết bạn.", which means The Avid Reader will kill you.

The Avid Reader lit a cigarette off the Great Chicago Fire.

The Avid Reader spells fun H-O-U-S-T-O-N-N-U-T-T-C-A-N-S-U-C-K-M-Y-B-A-L-L-S.

The Avid Reader likes his steaks medium.

The Avid Reader was the original host of Man Vs Wild, but Wild surrended.
 

o_dawgman13

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In fact The Avid Reader<font face="Verdana" size="2"> believes the children are our are future
The Avid Reader says teach them well and let them lead the way
The Avid Reader does not believe we should show them all the beauty they possess inside</font>
 

o_dawgman13

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he is referring to him and The Avid Reader.

The Avid Reader is the father of Michael Jackson's children

The Avid Reader has been known to refer to his penis as the Texas Tornado.

The violence from the movie Taken is based on The Avid Readers last visit to the grocery store.
 

HD6

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implies we all understand the Avid Reader is actually first, but Country is first after him.
 

o_dawgman13

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The Transporter Movies are based on The Avid Reader taking his children to school.

Die Hard was based on the time at work when the Coke Machine vendor brought Pepsi.

Lethal Weapon 1-4 were based on The Avid Readers friendship with The Mauler. The Avid Reader was no where involved with Lethal Weapon 5.
 

o_dawgman13

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The Avid Reader nailed her but not her daughter. He also nailed Megan Fox and both the cast of Facts of Live and One day at a time. Even Scheinder.



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HD6

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are actually based on the one time Alex Trebek met the Avid Reader, who does in fact keep Trebek's mother as a prostitute in his employ.
 

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...he slapped Ron Polk in the face and punched him in the stomach. A disoriented Ron awoke and mistankenly placed blame elsewhere.