What do you expect from a team whose mascot is a loser?
They oughta call themselves the "Ole Miss French" or the "Ole Miss Italians". In 1861, the best, brightest, and noblest Ole Miss students in history marched off to war....and were all killed.
When school started again in 1866, the only ones left were the cowards, cripples, and grifters. Their genetic weakness only intensified when the fans started tailgating in the Grove...generations of families next to each other, led to childen intermingling and inbreeding, leading to increased chromosones and eyes closer together. They probably drank alot from lead-lined cups.