1.) He can't coach
2.) The WCO
3.) Tay Bowser
4.) McCorvey
5.) He worships a dead white man
6.) Special teams
7.) Unused to's do not carry over to the second half Caligula
8.) He's fat
9.) The lack of proper hat wearing knowledge
10.) He is stealing $1.7 mil/yr from MSU
2.) The WCO
3.) Tay Bowser
4.) McCorvey
5.) He worships a dead white man
6.) Special teams
7.) Unused to's do not carry over to the second half Caligula
8.) He's fat
9.) The lack of proper hat wearing knowledge
10.) He is stealing $1.7 mil/yr from MSU