Train my bulldog???!!!?
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How do i train my 4 year old bulldog?? Im 13 if it matters... But shes so stubbern!! Shes so lazy and doesnt listen when i call her name... She doesnt really like me eighthe. thanks
It will never be built in time!!!***
ok, i will let you in on a secret. first, and this is extremely important, you must earn respect from your animal. to do this you need to lather yourself in cream cheese and stick doughnuts on your fingers and toes....all of them. this establishes that you know how to party and with many bulldog breeds, that is possibly the most important aspect in their training. next, roll around in the grass with the cream cheese and doughnuts (to establish dominance). once you have established dominance and your are good party buds with your pooch, you need to do something that requires bravery (to inspire your dog to be the best dog that it can be). this can be as common as you treeing a squirrel, but that only gets you into the lower levels of inspirational bravery. to truly have the most inspired dog on your block, you need to go all-out. i suggest pulling off a highly intricate ponzi scheme of some kind or being the mastermind of a really complicated and unethical pyramid scheme. extra points will be awarded if you rook some poor sot out of his/her inheritance from a dead or dying elderly person. that generally does the job from an inspiration and bravery perspective. lastly, you need to travel to northeastern wyoming to visit devil's tower with your dog and dont forget your climbing gear. generally speaking, for a mildly efficient climber, it takes on average 5 hours to ascend, so your age and the size of the dog should be taken into consideration. if you climb in june, you will need to speak to the local lakota tribes-people before you make your ascent, but i can assure you, it is worth the effort. I cant exactly tell you what takes place up on the tower or the purpose of the trip, but let me just say it is an incredibly transformative experience between you and your dog. if you need further details, just pm me. i cant emphasize the order and the results enough, but if you really want a dog that is classically trained, this is a method that i KNOW worked wonders for me and my dog. hope this helps.
PS: i suggest the Ruff Wear Doubleback Dog Harness. at $125, its a bit steep, but im sure your parents can help you offset the costs. I also suggest getting a paper-route to help in this regard if your parents are unwilling to assist. as far as the climbing harness goes, its the Cadillac of climbing dog harnesses.
PS: i suggest the Ruff Wear Doubleback Dog Harness. at $125, its a bit steep, but im sure your parents can help you offset the costs. I also suggest getting a paper-route to help in this regard if your parents are unwilling to assist. as far as the climbing harness goes, its the Cadillac of climbing dog harnesses.
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