Translation Please

[tenureplan]

Miles say:
“You look at Mississippi State,” Miles said, “they call to you play best. I have no problem standing in front of my team. That is not an issue in any way, unrealistic expectations. We’re going to have to earn the victory, and we recognize that.”


http://hailstatebeat.wordpress.com/...us-miles-expect-big-time-game-in-baton-rouge/

 

[starkvegasdawg]

I ate some grass on the way over here that didn't agree with me. Now I need to go take a poop so bad I have goose bumps. I'm rushing through my press conference and jumbling my three coherent thoughts together.

 

[Shmuley]

"I'm distracted by that miscanthus over there."

 

[BulldogBlitz]

ooooh doggie, that's some good gumbo over dere.

 

[BigMotherTucker]

Translation: I'm having a stroke. Call 911, I'm having a stroke.

 

[jakldawg]

His statements were translated into Japanese, then back to English.

"Because Les has fancy plans...and hats to match"

 

[coach66]

He was texting his answers in and autocorrect got him

technology

 

[DerHntr]

You've obviously never been intervied**

 

[uptowndawg]

I think it's a haiku

you look at mississippi state
they call to you
play best

 

[rugbdawg]

Translation: Mississippi State isn't very good. Most people know that. We expect to win. But, I have to lie to my team and tell them they are legit and that we are going to have to earn the win."

 

[tenureplan]

You've obviously never been intervied**

I don't even know what an intervie is.

 

[Shamoan]

translation: and-a one, and-a four, and a ching chong potato.

 

[DerHntr]

I don't even know what an intervie is.

Touché ... Or is it "Touch"?

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

Now we know why coach O came to Vegas

Brought him in to translate Corn dog type messages from South La.


Ya ya ya ya....footbol.

 

[Dawg1976]

Who knows. Even his own fans calls him sling blade.

 

[Crazy Cotton]

That was strong.

That's going to be in my head for a while now.

 

[Palos verdes]

Les Miles is an idiot and doesn't respect us at all. That is all.