What the hell is a Hebrew National Hot Dog? Not sure which is worst, bragging about your wieners (them) or bitching about them (us). I honestly havent eaten a hot dog at a ballgame in probably 30 years.
Most men know that the Hebrew wiener is the superior wiener. Seriously, it's the BEST wiener. It's not the plumpest, juiciest, or the biggest wiener. But, once it touches your lips you'll know...you have the best wiener in the world about to go down your throat.