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Twas The Night Before Super Regionals

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DAWG61

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Feb 26, 2008
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when all through the Pack
not a Bulldawg or Wahoo was stirring
not even Otis Nixon smoking crack

the Wahoos drinking Zima
the Dawgs packing cowbells
tomorrow a bomb gets dropped
bigger than Hiroshima

will they rise or fall
each side will soon see
Ross Mitchell knows
his ERA is so tiny

the Wahoos talked ****
ACC hasn't won in forever
this isn't football
but Omaha might just be better

9 times the Maroon will be there
only 3 for the Ascots you'll see
we have Kenny mother17ing Powers
and your Chardonnay still looks like pee

Just a little fun to cut the tension around here, now let's go DAWGS!!!
 
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Original48

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Aug 9, 2007
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"will they rise or fall
each side will soon see
Ross Mitchell knows
his ERA is so tiny"

Tie-knee. I'm with you brother.
 
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Buford T. Justice

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Nov 17, 2008
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Twas the morning before the super when all throught the pack
Not many were stirring or wanting Will James back

The maroon hats were hung on their head with care
In hopes that a super regional victory soon would be there

When out on the lawn their arose such a clatter
It was Coach34 working on EliteDawgs, but does it really matter

Then what in my wandering eyes did appear
but Coach Cohen with some players dressed as reindeer.

On Graveman, on Pirtle, on Renfroe, and Ross
On Detz, Pollorena, and Holder throws like a hoss.

Then Cohen turned on a dime and said "Ive got something to tell"
Let's go to Oma 17'ing Ha and ring a cowbell
 
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